when i was a kid we lived in what can only be described as an upper middle class crack house with cats everywhere. dozens of them. everywhere.

one day several of the non-feral outside cats turned up missing. we finally found they had all been taken to the pound on different days. 3 of them had already been put to sleep and the rest of them had contracted a nasty case of the kitty aids.

we found out it was a new neighbor down the street who had trapped them all one by one and hauled them off to the pound.

my dad was crazy. and we lived with about a dozen or so drug addicted, gender confused teens/early 20 somethings.
so........... we all exacted our revenge.

my dad had taken to sneaking onto her driveway every night with a vat of ketchup and a stuffed kitten on a noose, hanging the cat from a tree and painting the words (with kethcup) "cat murdering bitch" all over her garage door. we were all encouraged to egg and tp her house. whenever someone would pass out we would drag them into her flower bed and leave them there. my brother, who was addicted to crack at the time, pissed and shit all over front yard a few times. (she had apparently trapped our cats for messing up her flowerbed and spraying her front porch). this went on for weeks. i dont remember why it stopped and i dont recall if she ever did anything about the harrassment. but i thought it was a nice revenge story to share.

it was ben. i dont remember what branch but he definitely told me he was in the military. that was one of the things we fought about. i still fucking hate that guy.

re: spin class. it was awesome. it gave me visions of you. you should go with me and we can sing the spin soundtrack together.
1. a gym membership is like a fraction of that car payment youre about to not have.
2. i will bully you into using it
3. it would be GOOD for you marriage
a. get out your aggression at the gym
b. feel better about your body, feel better about everything in general and sex
c. good for focus so you can be less spacy and more motivated
d. in spin class youre gonna build endurance, strong legs, core AND youre pretty much in a perpetual kegel... sooo.. if i actually had sex i could testify to its awesomeness, right now i can only speculate, but i bet it makes for some good doin its.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
if he is still around youre more than welcome

that was the worst party i ever had. i hate that guy too... was that ben? or lee? fuck i dont recall.. it was ben.. yeah.. he wasn't a marine though. did he tell you he was a marine?
He's just a douche. Did I tell you he hit on me HARDCORE last time I saw him???


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
next time they have a 0$ enrollment special imma have a chat with your man.

oh re: 1999, are we sure? i could shave my head show up at your house a drink a bottle of someone elses gold schlagger chase it with a bottle of someone elses hot damn and get in a fist fight with a marine until he passes out inside of a trash bag out drink all the boys and eat a triumphant breakfast at the waffle house.... no?

>> ^LittleRed:
>> ^dag:
I like women and I don't want VideoSift to be a lopsided gender mutant sausage fest.
Any ideas on how to accomplish this?

Honestly, I've got nothing. It already is a sausage fest. I am more than willing to give you a list of problems I have with the site, though.
1) The way of judging whether or not a video stays is if you, a MAN, get an erection after watching. When was the last time a woman's perspective was taken into consideration? Never. Chances are women either feel objectified or get irritated for whatever reason watching a video like the one that prompted this post. I know I did. But because someone with a vagina posted it and the rest of the boys like it, it won't be removed. The thumbnail blares her breasts across the front page (or did for several hours yesterday), forcing me to not visit the front page at all either at work or at home, because I don't want my boss or my parents walking over and seeing that, and yet no one has felt the need to change it. If I could, I would.


Ok, i have to chime in here, as i'm part of the VS story of "Dag wood test". VS has many stories, and i played only i minor role in this one as it's a community. But anyway...

The story starts here:

>> ^dag:
Definitely not porn - it passes the wood test with me. No wood is all good.
But seriously, is he trying to say that they grew their pubic hair to those lengths? Some looked to be a bout 4 feet. Surely they were extensions?


I was amused by the idea, and comment. Dag hapens to be male, and is also a rather significant admin of the site. It being his (and luckys etc). .'. if a discusion is being had about somethings acceptability, an admin stepping in judge like to both give guidance and acknowledge a need for a descision is not unreasonable. Funadmentaly, the buck does stop somewhere and as MINK ocasionaly once pointed out, this isnt a democracy.

I found the comment amusing. When a it later, another vid was posted, i quized Dag as to it's passing his wood test (which i belive it did) in a toung in cheek fashion. The phrase stuck, grew a bit further, and has been refered to a few times in a few discussions. Like the kungfu porn one, that raged, and it got discarded in the end. That was an interesting discusion.

As for "When was the last time a woman's perspective was taken into consideration? Never." seriously, that "never" is utter rubish. Many females have given their views and been lsitened too. Not just persephones, but many, and persephones always stood as an indivual, as she and dag did not always agree (i belive their responses to the kung fu vid may have varied, but i dont recall specifics).

Anyway, that Never is reactionary, and has no basis in fact. a little effort would show that. Men dont always agree with other men, just as women dont always agree with other women. we are all people, individuals, and are views are as like and unlike as leaves on the wind. The burlesque thread had strong female comments on both sides of the issiue.

If you truly belive that "never" coment, and think im talking crap, I'll hunt out that other thread.

>> ^eric3579:
Until recently, in America, it has always been considered inappropriate and disrespectful, to speak out against the existence of god. I dont recall having people around me who thought as I did. The conversations just didnt exist. As people like Dawkins and others spoke out, it empowered un believers to speak their minds(on the web). The web has become the "church" or the club house for un believers.


I could be very wrong, but since when do you need "empowerment" to speak out/stand up for what you believe in???????????

Until recently, in America, it has always been considered inappropriate and disrespectful, to speak out against the existence of god. I dont recall having people around me who thought as I did. The conversations just didnt exist. As people like Dawkins and others spoke out, it empowered un believers to speak their minds(on the web). The web has become the "church" or the club house for un believers.

I took the time to write to my old friend
I walked across that burning bridge
I mailed my letter off to Dallas but
Her reply came from Anchorage, Alaska

She said Hey girl its about time you wrote
Its been over two years now my old friend
Take me back to the days of the foreign telegrams
And the all night rock'n rollin' hey Chel
We was wild then

Hey Chel you know its kinda funny
Texas always seems so big
But you know youre in the largest State in the Union
When youre anchored down in Anchorage

Hey girl I think the last time I saw you
Was on me and Leroys wedding day
What was the name of that
Love song you played

I forgot how it goes
I dont recall how it goes

Leroy got a better job so we moved
Kevin lost a tooth, hes starting school
I got a brand new eight month old baby girl
I sound like a housewife
I think I'm a housewife

Hey girl whats it like to be in New York
New York City imagine that
Whats it like to be a skateboard punk rocker
Leroy says send a picture
Leroy says hello
Leroy says keep on rocking girl
Yeh keep on rocking

Hi my name is Don Alder and I was just contacted by a friend of mine who handles my website and my youtube stuff. It seems theres a bit of a misunderstanding on what the appropriate protocol is for posting videos on this site. So if a protocol was violated then you have my apologies. But also there is some copyright exploitation going on here as well. I dont recall giving silvercord to post any of my videos. I do appreciate the visibility but it seems like theres a double standard going on. The thing is any video on this site that is music related is selling you something whether you think it is or not. Anyways sorry for the inconvenience. Ill Have my webguy check sites out better next time. In the end its just a guy on a dirt road playing guitar cause he loves playing. If you just watch the video there is no selling in it.

I remember heading over to dags house, probably 22 years ago, and "Dumbass" (that was one of his nicknames) had a can of WD40 and was going to show dag the flamethrower. Door opened and something happened that Love-Ass (another of his nicknames) had not planned I dont recall. I recall an angry dag...

i've seen this before and i dont recall laughing, i recall gasping at how fast that thing sunk, can we verify nobody died? I'd honestly be shocked if they all lived.