>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

Id say theres some comedy and news in there too!


Thanks. I literally ran out to get a bacon cheeseburger at the chip wagon so I was in a hurry. And guess what? They didn't have bacon!!!

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry....I need to see this movie before it's too late!

I totally agree. The trucker didn't deserve the honk at the end, which shows how unaware the driver with the dash cam was. Both car drivers in this vid were driving to hurried and close, the jerk in the minivan being the most dangerous.

>> ^Nexxus:

I'll be honest, I don't see anything wrong with his driving. He followed his lane markings while the camera car's lane just ended. Then he overtook the slower truck and while trying to get back in the slow lane, the jerk in the SUV made things very difficult for him and he had to jam on the brakes. If anything, the SUV is at fault here for dangerous driving.

My cat, "Goat", once caught a possum nearly twice his size on the other side of the fence by grabbing his tail. When the arm came under to swat at him, he grabbed that, too. By the time I got to him, Goat had both front paws dug into the opossum's forearm, back paw pinning down a rear leg (also from under the fence), and a tail in his mouth, pulling with all his strength to pull that beast to his side.

When I finally was able to pull him off, the opossum was wedged tightly under the boards to the concrete and couldn't get out. I had to get a shovel to pry the boards up so her could escape. And he just lumbered off without much of a hurry.

If I saw that, I'd have been like "OMG, that spiral light thingy created a black hole! Hurry up woman closest to me, let's have sex before we get sucked in and die!"

>> ^Sagemind:

I was waiting for Win 8 before I bought a new computer - now it looks like I need to hurry up and buy one with Win 7 before I can't get it any more.


With how unpopular Win 8 already is, I don't think Microsoft is going to shoot themselves in the dick by not selling Win 7 any more. Much like how they changed their plans about discontinuing XP when Vista bombed.

And, like with Vista, I think MS eventually learns from commercial failure. Maybe Windows 9 will be what this should have been.

I was waiting for Win 8 before I bought a new computer - now it looks like I need to hurry up and buy one with Win 7 before I can't get it any more.

>> ^lucky760:

"Trained monkey collaborators of death."
LOL


"Narcissistic parasite."

They're impressively poetic, and also depressingly accurate in their portrayal of a small slice of Western culture. However, I'm in no hurry to swap

Hurry, save the beach towels!

(18 second mark)

YEEEES!

Now hurry up and murder Joffery, damnit!

No sound, so I may be off, but it looks like the moron is an asshole too--he seems to be gesturing at the attendant like "HURRY UP--I'M STUPID AND IMPATIENT"

There is no way that bike could out-brake that truck. There's no way if the truck slammed on the anchors like he meant it that the guy could stop without hitting it. He has one finger on the brake levers. The first 0.2 seconds would be until he started moving. The next 0.2 seconds (the 0.2 seconds that would put him into the back of the truck) would be for him to get his fingers properly onto the levers.

All this is if he's extremely alert and fully focused as the truck started to brake. You can play around with the maths all day long, if that truck has to stop in a hurry he's gonna lose a huge amount of skin.

Let's see...

A bunch of students were invited to a seminar that described as being about "bullying". They are instead exposed to anti-religious bigotry and sexual innuendo. Rather than sit and listen to insults directed at their belief system, they decided to leave. As they leave, the speaker taunts them further and uses profanities. Oh - yeah - that's not bullying. :eyeroll: This guy is a class-A hypocrite and a jack@$$.

Let's change the parameters slightly. A bunch of journalism students are invited to a speech about Community Service, and the speaker is an Iraq War veteran who starts calling the Koran a bunch of bullcrap, and talking about how much he likes to dress up his lover in a burqa (wink wink). 100 or so Muslim students are offended and get up to leave, and the guy calls the audience's attention to them and starts calling them a bunch of pansy-@$$ cowards. Ha ha ha. Still "not bullying"?

I feel sorry for the kids, but frankly I hope this slimeball keeps doing stuff like this. It proves to everyone (except for the radical, leftist fringe lunatic crowd) just what a sleaze he is. He's a bigot just as bad as the bigots he claims to condemn. He isn't against bigotry and hate. He's just against any bigotry and hate of which he hasn't personally approved. That makes him a demagogue, and his audience is simply other bigots... Bigots like this...

"Can we just hurry up and make it a high crime to be religious already?"

Classic anti-religious hate and bigotry on parade. Savage of course is constantly going around fomenting such sad, unfortunate, hate-filled suckers. Amazing that these same zealots can mourn the difficulty of achieving a 'peaceful society', and yet fail to see that the primary reason for all this violence is staring at them every time they look in the mirror.

Stupid bitch at 1:24 with a cross between her mammaries walking out crying because the basis for her entire life was being threatened.

Can we just hurry up and make it a high crime to be religious already? Fuck those closed-minded elitist assholes.

I met this guy not long ago who calls himself "Preacha Paul"--look him up on Youtube. He told me he found God while in prison and he needed his salvation. He said he didn't used to believe in god but in the same sentence says he used to "hate god," which means he did believe there was a god, he just didn't like him, maybe because he hated himself. Oh, did I mention he's a registered sex offender? Yeah, this slightly overweight white guy raps about the bible and bullshit like gays are going to hell because they're sinners, etc. Come on, really? You're one to talk. You're a fucking criminal, and you think god hates "his children" simply because of who they choose to be with? Go to hell--if there is one.

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Holy smokes. I don't know why they keep putting these teasers out - I couldn't get any more excited.

HURRY UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!