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Mate, if those two got any closer together, that LIGO would be detecting the birth of a new black hole somewhere in the Sol system.

I used to love Church: a dinner of Taco Bell burritos, a wooden pew, and the word of Christ. Clench, lean 15 degrees to the left, relax your sphincter and PUSH! The silence that is golden will last about 10 seconds before the retching and piling out the doors brings an end to today's sermon. That's when you snatch the collection plate and bolt out the back door.

I lost a major source of income when I became an atheist.

Did you know Taco Bell delivers? At least in Seattle they do. I have to wonder what life choices lead to the terminus of hauling two dollar food between source and the customer 25 miles away. Yeah, that $5 tip will more than pay for gas, upkeep, insurance and oil changes on that riced-out K car you've been driving since The Pet Shop Boys were still popular.

Also, "...blahblah whining and such..." -- look, if I want unfair criticism of a job well-done, I'll ask my clients to pay up. That's primo Gonzo humor you're tut-tutting and you paid exactly nothing to enjoy it. Y'know who else was a cheap ingrate? HITLER! Why ya gotta by like Hitler, Moonsammy -- IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME. I have my doubts on this topic, by the way.

Hey, what's Bob up to? I always enjoy a cheap laugh at the expense of the less fortunate.

(seriously dude -- I can hold 1:1 with a Clydesdale for an hour and have enough left in the tank to draw a standing ovation at Centurylink Field.)

Well, I say there's nothing wrong with watching gonzo porn in itself, unless you are so dumb you think that's how one should act in real life.
There's also nothing wrong with saying disgusting sexual things to your partner...if they're into it and in the heat of the moment, but not in regular everyday conversation, not even when trying to set up a booty call IMO.
The thing here is they omitted what the women were saying to the men to illicit those 'sexts'. I'm sure there were some that were egging the men on with similarly disgusting 'pillow talk', not all, but likely some. Being crude is not gender specific.

and stop watching gonzo porn.
jesus H christ that was horrible.
if i ever caught my boys texting that narcissistic drivel,i would shove their phones so far up their ass that they would have to have it surgically removed.

I kept thinking he looked like a muppet. Gonzo maybe.

There is no such thing as news. No network reports news. Hunter Thompson damned television news for copying his Gonzo journalism. In documentary he rants angrily news existed once but they copied his magazine Gonzo style he invented which was for magazine pseudo-fact for enjoyment.

I believe its a small reason he blew himself away. That last documentary was harsh

weirder part:
either her agents/controlling investors/PR managers are working overtime to get her crazy off the internets (blocked facebook access, blogs taken down, twitter hold [unconfirmed]) or there is actively someone out there trying to stop her. my guess is the PR and press trying to make her look less crazy.

(if you need a good laugh, check her facebook page, i kid you not. Gonzo)

"Video has been removed as a violation of Youtube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content."

I've never heard of thi9s one - but the end result is the same - It's gonzo unless someone managed to capture it before it was taken down.

from stranger blog....

"How dare these liberal movies attack the oil industry, and promote sharing? This afternoon, the Twitter hashtag #GOPMuppethearings has blown up, with Twitter users imagining what a Republican-run congressional committee would ask of the Muppets. "

1. "...no, 'C' is actually for 'communist,' sir. And I assure you that's not good enough for this committee."

2. "Mr. Gonzo, please produce your birth certificate."

3. "Mr. Bert what *is* your relationship with Mr. Ernie?"

4. "Well, the Rainbow Connection certainly sounds like a part of the radical homosexual agenda to me."

5. “Is it your contention, Mr Elmo, that your Communist Red fur is purely coincidental?"

I'm not sure if I'd call this a "joke" although it is humorous. It's more of a weird piece of gonzo political commentary - contrasting vintage capitalist propaganda with the grim meat hook realities of modern day capitalism. I'm surprised it got as many votes as it did so far. Right on, my aesthetically sophisticated sifters.

more: http://videosift.com/video/Hunter-S-Thompsons-Gonzo-Funeral

Yah,
The Jim Henson Company, which was purchased by the Henson family in July 2003 from the German media company EM.TV then turned around and sold it to Disney in 2004 (including all Muppet assets, including the Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo and Animal characters, the Muppet film and television library, and all associated copyrights and trademarks, as well as all the Bear in the Big Blue House characters, television library, copyrights and trademarks) but retained all other assets of the company including Jim Henson's Creature Shop and ownership and rights to all other characters and entertainment properties in The Jim Henson Company's extensive film and television library, including Fraggle Rock, Farscape, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Storyteller, The Hoobs, and various other properties.

Here's the story: http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2004/021704.shtml
Also this: http://corporate.disney.go.com/news/corporate/2004/2004_0217_kermit.html
>> ^alizarin:

Disney bought the Muppets? Might as well have been Phillip Morris.

its like gonzo journalism, but without the journalism

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*nsfw

Dr. Gonzo is the man. Then again, he's also a "pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker!"