The dates for the original series openings are off. For example, they're listing the 3rd version of the original series opening as from 1984 but it showcases both Unicron and Galvetron, who both made their first appearances in the Transformers feature animated film in 1989.

Similarly, the 2nd version of the original series opening (also dated 1984) showcases Omega Supreme, who doesn't show up until Season 2 (1985-1986) in the U.S.

Also, suggesting the lame Gobots had anything to do with Transformers is fucking NERD HERESY (yes, I am aware Hasbro tried to retcon the Gobots as existing in the Transformers universe)!

/endrant

Im nerd enough to know that music insinuates a Transformer rather than a GoBot.

Why is the GoBot popping a squat shit?

How to transform a car into a GoBot statue taking a crap would be a more appropriate title.

Highly disappointing.

>> ^wraith:

>> ^Fletch:
"I would pay to see this as a feature."
Me too.

You would pay for "Motorbike Chase: The Movie"?

How many gears did that motocycle have?
I am no expert but from my hearing, he was upshifting about every five seconds
Till around half time of this chase scene, I counted about 35 up-shifts and maybe 3 down-shifts and then I lost interest.


What is it with you negative Nellies? I thought it was a cool short video, and I think it could be a cool full length movie. What the hell did you guys do when you watched Speed Racer and Gobots and shit when you were kids? What in your lives turned you all into such pissy gits?

"This cartoon has such unrealistic shifting. I can't be bothered with this!"

LOL! So sad...

Hehe, thats like asking a dog which part of his dog-house he lives in.

I live in the part that's technically Burlington, on the western side, south of the I40. Very suburban, these days.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Get out of here. No way. Seriously? Which part?

In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Hilarious. Also, I live in Graham currently. Coincidence? Perhaps.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I'm happy to see you finally came out of the gun cabinet, there, gunner. We all had our suspicions.

I'm Heaficus Coillcumhann Weorthmerlow Esquire the Third, but everyone just calls me Harasshole... or Heath. To make money, I work as a freelance Flash Developer. I live in Los Angeles, right now, but I'm originally from a little speck on the map called Graham, North Carolina. I just finished a film, which some of you already know about, and I'm currently showing it around trying to get some buzz behind it. I hope to someday move to Wilmington, NC and get out of LA.

I speak eighty different languages; twenty three of them dead. I have a Guiness World Record for most jumps on a pogo stick: current record is 56,381 jumps. I invented Gobots and Al Gore, so that kind of makes me the original creator of the internets, don't it? I also invented Life cereal. You're welcome. Rottenseed is my sock puppet. I buy batteries in bulk. Let's see, what else? Oh! The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is NOT 42. That's preposterous. It's 42.3728. Use this knowledge gingerly and sparingly.

And, lastly, when gwiz665 is around at night, I tend to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Just saying.

Hilarious. Also, I live in Graham currently. Coincidence? Perhaps.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I'm happy to see you finally came out of the gun cabinet, there, gunner. We all had our suspicions.

I'm Heaficus Coillcumhann Weorthmerlow Esquire the Third, but everyone just calls me Harasshole... or Heath. To make money, I work as a freelance Flash Developer. I live in Los Angeles, right now, but I'm originally from a little speck on the map called Graham, North Carolina. I just finished a film, which some of you already know about, and I'm currently showing it around trying to get some buzz behind it. I hope to someday move to Wilmington, NC and get out of LA.

I speak eighty different languages; twenty three of them dead. I have a Guiness World Record for most jumps on a pogo stick: current record is 56,381 jumps. I invented Gobots and Al Gore, so that kind of makes me the original creator of the internets, don't it? I also invented Life cereal. You're welcome. Rottenseed is my sock puppet. I buy batteries in bulk. Let's see, what else? Oh! The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is NOT 42. That's preposterous. It's 42.3728. Use this knowledge gingerly and sparingly.

And, lastly, when gwiz665 is around at night, I tend to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Just saying.

To add, youdiejoe and I graduated from the same college: North Carolina School of the Arts (or NCSA). When he was there they hadn't opened the film school yet, so him being a D&P major he never got to experience the "film monkeys", which is what the D&P students called us for some reason. Never figured that one out.

I graduated from the film school in '99. I was part of the third graduating class, so when I started there wasn't even a senior class yet. I was fortunate enough to work beside some really talented people, and even today we help each other out in the industry. Well, I don't have any pull to help anyone out, so the best I've ever done for anyone is crew for them on their film.

Before NCSA, I, too, did a tour of duty in the service. I was Navy like Kronosposeidon. I joined because of the first Desert Storm, though when I finally got into bootcamp in '91, we had already pulled out of Iraq. I was blindly patriotic back then and thought we had a reason to go to war with Iraq. Today I'm a different person. I served for 2 1/2 years and didn't care much for it. Was glad to get out early thanks to Bill Clinton's downsizing.

Oh, and somewhere in there I invented Gobots, Life Cereal and Al Gore, but I didn't think it was important enough to mention again.

I'm happy to see you finally came out of the gun cabinet, there, gunner. We all had our suspicions.

I'm Heaficus Coillcumhann Weorthmerlow Esquire the Third, but everyone just calls me Harasshole... or Heath. To make money, I work as a freelance Flash Developer. I live in Los Angeles, right now, but I'm originally from a little speck on the map called Graham, North Carolina. I just finished a film, which some of you already know about, and I'm currently showing it around trying to get some buzz behind it. I hope to someday move to Wilmington, NC and get out of LA.

I speak eighty different languages; twenty three of them dead. I have a Guiness World Record for most jumps on a pogo stick: current record is 56,381 jumps. I invented Gobots and Al Gore, so that kind of makes me the original creator of the internets, don't it? I also invented Life cereal. You're welcome. Rottenseed is my sock puppet. I buy batteries in bulk. Let's see, what else? Oh! The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is NOT 42. That's preposterous. It's 42.3728. Use this knowledge gingerly and sparingly.

And, lastly, when gwiz665 is around at night, I tend to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Just saying.

>> ^Tofumar:
ZING!


"Shut the fuck up, Gobot."

hells yea i watched that! n GoBots n MASK n Captain Planet (well not so much that.)

Thanks, blankfist, RadHazG and TickleMyElmo, for letting me know this was from "GoBots". It looked familiar, but for the life of me I couldn't remember the name of the damn cartoon.

This video is proof that the homosexual agenda has now infiltrated robot culture. There oughta be a law. Think about the robot children!

"GoBots are like the Kmart version of Transformers" - Randal

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