It's all about girth and the ability not to cum before she does.

*promote wind baggage of all shapes and sizes, girths and gas

Well if this gives you any clue, I took a full-sesh of Ecktachrome slides of an ex-grilfriend's 4-wisdom-tooth oral surgery while she was under with her mouth cranked-open wide enough for an no-girths-turned-away frat party....

>> ^Lethin:

there is like 9 other people in that room with him, he should have gotten the intern to feed the kitten... sheesh!


They were worried about getting smacked in the face with a..."girth fluctuation".

I was on-board with this explanation until the hand-wipe..

>> ^dag:

As a man I can tell you that clothing adjustments sometimes need to be made in response to involuntary girth fluctuations. He was obviously watching the report.
And by "involuntary girth fluctuations" I mean surprise boners.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

As a man I can tell you that clothing adjustments sometimes need to be made in response to involuntary girth fluctuations. He was obviously watching the report.

And by "involuntary girth fluctuations" I mean surprise boners.

Who is hiding behind the internet? I'll give you my phone number and we can talk on the phone. Let's see if you are willing to be this rude, insulting and threatening to a live human being (punch me in the face? you want to punch me in the face? jesus h christ.)



>> ^looris:

>> ^bareboards2:
I'm a 57 year old woman who knows a lot about sexist crap. I have seen it, suffered it, listened to it, raged at it for decades.
The comment above about "I'll answer when you tell me the size of your penis" was right-on.
How big is your penis, looris? Girth and length, please, because pencil dicks are pretty worthless on their own.


>> ^looris:
Too easy to put the "sexist" stamp on anything you don't understand. Looks like you're too simple minded, poor fella.


So you lived an unhappy life, and now you enjoy insulting right people on the Internet where they can't punch you in the face. Rofl, so a pitiful creature, I feel sorry for you. I'll stop feeding you, anyway.

>> ^bareboards2:

I'm a 57 year old woman who knows a lot about sexist crap. I have seen it, suffered it, listened to it, raged at it for decades.
The comment above about "I'll answer when you tell me the size of your penis" was right-on.
How big is your penis, looris? Girth and length, please, because pencil dicks are pretty worthless on their own.


>> ^looris:
Too easy to put the "sexist" stamp on anything you don't understand. Looks like you're too simple minded, poor fella.



So you lived an unhappy life, and now you enjoy insulting right people on the Internet where they can't punch you in the face. Rofl, so a pitiful creature, I feel sorry for you. I'll stop feeding you, anyway.

I'm a 57 year old woman who knows a lot about sexist crap. I have seen it, suffered it, listened to it, raged at it for decades.

The comment above about "I'll answer when you tell me the size of your penis" was right-on.

How big is your penis, looris? Girth and length, please, because pencil dicks are pretty worthless on their own.





>> ^looris:

Too easy to put the "sexist" stamp on anything you don't understand. Looks like you're too simple minded, poor fella.

My eyes are open to the truth and glory, the magnitude and sheer GIRTH that is the Lord's love. Every time I eat a cracker and drink some wine to wash it down I imagine it's the Lord's flesh in my mouth. Yes, Lord, I am down on my knees -- I am your servant and I swallow.

>> ^gwiz665:

I saw that and instantly thought of @<a rel="nofollow" href="http://blankfist.videosift.com" title="member since July 4th, 2007" class="profilelink"><strong style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">blankfist... go figure.
In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
wow
In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Did you go swimming again?


I do that "shit" all the time. But with more gravity, girth and gusto.

Why aren't they changing the breast girth!? I sat through that whole thing and not a single huge boob. Bah, I'll go look at redtube for a while.

Can you really blame them for being pissed at em for showing Mohammed that time? Did you see the size of his cock? They wholly misrepresented the prophet's schlong's girth and length.....

GIRTH is the thing, depth...no more than 8" to 9" or the ladies cervix is gonna be unhappy. Also getting anything above those lengths hard and keeping it that way without the dudes getting woozy is next to impossible. After working in the "Adult Industry" (shooting video, not loads) for the past couple of years I do speak with some real world experience here.

From a personal level, as a guy who has been "blessed" with girth I can say it is a double edged sword (pun intended), you have to be careful not be too aggressive with your action or you will do some splitting. Fun at first yes, but you are more than likely gonna put your lovers vagina on the DL for a few days, and that is NO BUENO! Talking to female talent during porn shoots, when the subject of size, girth and length came up, 98% would say girth over length and prefer avg size cock with good girth, or even smaller cock with normal girth. Length was ALWAYS poo poo'd as being useless past the 9" mark. Spending hours (not kidding) waiting for male talent to get hard cuz they have too much cock...and then the short window of being able to keep it that way makes it rather useless. It's the main reason we never book talent over 9".

my 0.02 worth

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