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Moodonia hits Gold 100, blows up Alderaan to celebrate (Scifi Talk Post)
Hey Everybody!
Thanks for the kind words! I surely do appreciate being a part of such a great bunch of people who manage to entertain, inform, shock and even titilate!
Thanks Kronosposeidon for the Floydewok and the hootenany too, and thats some good detective work by Blankie finding that Gerbils movie, if you hear of any jobs going "in the business" let me know if my talents are required
I have a ton of bookmarks I'm meaning to promote and I owe you all a whole bunch of promotes, I've been lackadaisical in my sifting recently due to exams and I cant tell you how fantastic it feels to not have to study for a while, I have all evening to sit and watch the rain and sift of course
I may not be the most communicative sifter on here but that doesnt mean I dontregard you all fondly and I always enjoy hearing what you all have to say. As Sagemind mentioned, my work productivity level will attest to that... Heres hoping nobody ever checks on my web usage!
I also promise to use my new found powers for good and not to clog the front page with promotes of cats farting
Moodonia hits Gold 100, blows up Alderaan to celebrate (Scifi Talk Post)
Great job, moodonia. I remember when you were but a wee gold star. Now, look at you. All grown up and wearing grown up clothes.
I'm waiting for you to unveil Gerbils - The Movie for all to see.
Congrats!
Austin Powers - Look in the Bottom, Keep Digging!
Aha, I didn't get the gerbil reference until now!
For sale: one English village
I know exactly what I'd do if I ever bought a town. I'd start up a crime lottery. Certain arbitrary, overly specific infractions would be met with an unreasonable punishment. But these laws wouldn't be recorded anywhere - they're kept secret.
So in practice:
Officer: "You there! Stop!"
Citizen: "Excuse me?"
Officer: "You've won!"
Citizen: "Won what?"
Officer: "You've just been caught watering your garden of tulips while whistling the Ghostbusters theme on a Wednesday afternoon. You've won 30 years of incarceration for your entire family as well as 300 lashings!"
Citizen: "Oh my sweet gerbils, no! I didn't even know that was a law!"
/scene
Also every Thursday would be "Do a jumping jack at every intersection" day.
Clever Goat
This is the secret to training ANY animal:
Lean over and gently whisper into the animal's ear, "You fuck this up and I'm giving you to the Furries."
I taught a Gerbil to fly a 767 this way. He works for Delta to this day!
Zero Punctuation: Left 4 Dead
A gerbil in a speedbag!!!
Newsreader Loses It On Radio When Reporting Felchers
>> ^grinter:
here's the Snopes bit ..about halfway down:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
That means it's *lies, all lies!
Very funny though
Newsreader Loses It On Radio When Reporting Felchers
Poor Gerbil.
Newsreader Loses It On Radio When Reporting Felchers
here's the Snopes bit ..about halfway down:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
Blankfist gets his bronze star! (Parody Talk Post)
That's a nice gem upgrade there.
'Was going to do a gerbil joke, but Snopes says it's not true:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
Pornography Myths (Femme Talk Post)
This is great little thread here. Sorry I missed the beginnings. Well said folks.
Well Pinky has yet to make her final arguments. I'm curious, Pinky, do you have a religious upbringing? Your opinion is much like mine at 25. Really when you take religious sentiment out of the equation then porn becomes what it actually is.... just naked people doing what they do. Harmless really.
I'm a little hypocrite ever so often.. Like the time last year when my kid stumbled across some porn site home page when she was googling gerbil pregnancy trying to find out how long her pets had before giving birth. I was anti porn for about 3 weeks then. It's easy to let those puritan knee-jerk reactions cloud your judgement Having kids sometimes complicate my opinions too.
I must say I'm a reformed (ocassional) porn movie watcher w/ my husband. We rented something "Big and Black" about a month ago. Hilarious and frightening. Some of these guys are freakishly equipped.
That being said.. I'm interested in the entertainment possibilities of "myth porn". Shall we coin a genre?
Gratuitous Gerbil Clip Take 1
So that's what gerbiling is. But Richard Gere doesn't have bewbs...?
Gratuitous Gerbil Clip Take 1
It looks like he keeps popping back out to see if the nipple has grown anymore. Gerbil after my own heart.
Come on, e'rybody! Let's see your pets! (Pets Talk Post)
I had a little pet spider when I was at work once, I came in from outside and had a little spider on my hand...he lived on my hand and crawled around while I worked, then he got bored and buggered off. I called him Harry.
You might say an accidental pet...
Proper pets that I had were a cat when I was young and a gerbil as well as a Terrapin
Gratuitous Gerbil Clip Take 1
What gerbil? Is this another of those invisible-bear-suit kinda things?