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Harris & Obama denounce 'dangerous' Trump

newtboy says...

😂 Nice try, I know you didn’t see a second of it…in reality the CNN town hall was so bad for the dementia riddled coward who skipped it and good for Harris that Harris converted multiple maggots on live tv, showing them it’s possible and you won’t “suddenly become black” or “become a woman” if you support Harris like your morons have been saying all summer. 😂

CNN “turned”!?! 😂 CNN turned maga in 2020, you know this but without “even cnn says” you have no one to quote so you ignore it. Every time you say it it’s like you are putting on a sign saying “I’m a dishonest baby” and wearing it all day. If you actually watched the CNN analysis you would know it was 75%+ positive, 95%+ positive if you culled the maga morons who would never under any circumstances praise her performance. 100%+ positive if she was judged the same way the twice impeached felonious rapist and fascist pedophile is.

Funny you skipped the non maga commentary discussing the double standards those idiots are applying…summed up well with “you accept him being lawless but insist she must be flawless”. One holds a town hall with Trumpists live and converts many, one has a Q&A session with only vetted maggots but still with no questions just swaying to music for 45 minutes in a stupor.

She summed up the entire race and difference between the candidates perfectly by saying…

“Donald Trump will have an enemies list, and I will have a “to do” list.”

Nothing could be more true. One campaign is 100% grievance and scapegoating with fake issues like CRT and threats to use the military against political rivals (and just spent 4 years proving it), one is focusing on solutions to real issues that actually effect American freedoms and the economy.

Hate to tell you, but the flood of fake right wing polls aren’t going to save him (the same fake polls that predicted the ‘22 red tsunami). Real polls are putting the results at as good as 55% Harris-30% Fascist Felon. Not a single reputable poll has the felon ahead more than the margin of error, and most show her ahead well above the margin of error. I know, you didn’t pass algebra, why am I talking statistics that are clearly too advanced for you? Maybe someone will explain it.

Such a sad little boy. Completely lost the ability to think for yourself, or at all, now you throw tantrums with cut and paste arguments that were losing arguments when they were first attempted and by the time you regurgitate them are debunked in every way and make you look ridiculous. Every lie you attempt relies on your listener to be as ignorant as you are, and that’s nearly impossible without being in a coma so your attempts fall flat every single time.

Derp!

bobknight33 said:

Fake new trying hard to tank Trump. Wont work.


CNN town hall with VP Harris Tanked so bad that CNN turned on her.

Rick and Morty: The Anime - 3rd Episode Promo Spot - 'Rick

newtboy says...

Why did they make this?
Who is the audience?
I found it insultingly awful.
Not funny, not fun. Just an abuse of the characters I love.
They took everything good out and left a dry empty husk of half hearted memberberries. Without the “Rick and Morty” tie in, this would never get aired, it’s absolutely *terrible imo.

bobknight33 (Member Profile)

newtboy says...

lol!
Hundreds of European women have just found out that the felon’s campaign has stolen their identities and are using fake online profiles (using their images and sometimes names) that are supporting the felon as attractive social media influencers (much like the terrible “blacks for Trump” AI created fakes and “Swifties for Trump” fake photos and fake endorsements)….which must mean you don’t have any real influencers to draw from. 😂

MAGA has to go outside of the country to even find fake women to support the rapist.

Meanwhile the disgusting disrespectful attack by the felon and his campaign against the fallen soldiers at Arlington is just growing as another scandal, with the military itself speaking out about the disgusting, complete lack of respect or decorum of Trump both verbally and physically abusing the guards and illegally abusing a solemn ceremony on hallowed ground to make a cheap political tic tok advertisement and pretend he cares about the military (funny, he never showed up before).
Edit: He now claims it was somehow a setup by the Biden administration that caused his team to ignore the repeated law and rules and common decency, all of which he was unaware despite being told, then caused them to physically force their way past the guard (who now fears for her life from rabid maggots) and use the hallowed ground as a political backdrop for a photo op….Biden’s fault.
Also meanwhile, Vance spoke to the same union Walz spoke to days before, and was booed mercilessly because everything he said was a blatant bold faced lie, like he and Trump stand with unions (despite every single action taken by either one being direct attacks against unions and the felon saying last week that anyone who strikes should be fired immediately along with their entire union).
😂 Meanwhile Republican organizations have started saying (and claim to be preparing lawsuits claiming) Harris is not a valid candidate because of Dred Scott which they say means no non white person can be president, indeed claiming no black person is a citizen…ignoring the 13th and 14th amendments. This is your “black outreach”, telling non whites they aren’t citizens and never can be because they are barely human…”but we aren’t racist, you are.”-maga. 😂
Meanwhile the architect of project Trump 2025 (who went on vacation until after the election for optics) has postponed his project2025 book release (with forward by JD Vance) to help the felon because it is clear that anyone knowing anything about the Trump project 2025 agenda is a death sentence for the campaign. Unfortunately for them early copies are released, and it is UTTERLY HORRIFIC! Not just an end to reproductive freedom, end all forms of contraception, and enact a 100% ban on abortion with the death penalty, now we know it includes FORCED PREGNANCY. “Having children should not be considered an “optional individual choice” but a “social expectation or transcendent gift.” because having your daddy/brother’s 7 toed rape baby is a blessing. And that’s just one page of the over 900 page agenda to create Christian Sharia law in America and become Afghanistan.

So…turned away women, turned away minorities, turned away non heterosexuals, turned away the military, turned away civil servants, turned away teachers, turned away the educated, turned away union workers, turned away under 25 year old voters…besides old uneducated white men, who is left? 😂

The Onion: Snakes In A Bag - America's Best - Ep. 4

Dating as an Android User...

lucky760 says...

Funny how that break-away bottle sounded super fake.

They should have edited the audio to make it sound like actual glass breaking or something.

Totally distracted me.

An Unfortunate Nameing Accident

noims says...

I remember being a junior coder in a place that prefixed variable names with their type. I had an often-checked boolean (bol) variable that said whether an OCX control was loaded, and feeling grumpy one day I just called it bolOcx. It made me smile each time I saw it, and my co-workers appreciated it too.

When the project was done the client asked to inspect the source code. I like to think they noticed it and saw the funny side of it, but I was definitely nervous handing it over.

bremnet said:

"Unintentional"? ... and they laughed and laughed. Now get back to work.

Why The Far Side Is A Masterclass In Storytelling

NYPD Gets Pranked

THIS ILLUSION FOOLS 99% OF PEOPLE!!

lucky760 says...

Funny that when he loops his finger all the way around to prove it's not attached to anything, his finger is looping around the outside of all the cards, not the floating card.

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newtboy says...

Wait…you know I don’t follow the trials?
You know this because I send you a half dozen Trump courtroom failures a day that you pretended you didn’t read (despite referencing) because the facts presented contradict your ridiculous narrative? Silly boy. Because you can’t comprehend what’s happening doesn’t mean others aren’t following along. 😂 I can only explain it to you, I can’t understand it for you.

Trump insiders are beginning to publicly wonder what they’ll do when Trump isn’t their candidate, admitting that his mental state is not at all well and deteriorating rapidly under the pressure of trial(s), his court cases are hurting badly (despite claims they would help) and he’s refusing to campaign even in his 3 free days a week out of court (he needs that money, can’t waste it on rallies).

Meanwhile Biden speaks off the cuff at events like the correspondent dinner (that Trump avoided like a coward knowing he couldn’t tell jokes or be funny even with the teleprompter) where he once again killed it on stage, being sharp, witty, and with great timing. Sleepy Joe sure is bright eyed and bushy tailed, rational and intelligent, vibrant and focused whenever you see him unedited, must be adrenochrome, right?

The RNC has a maximum of 6 months to dump Trump, but he knew that was coming and nepatized the RNC 100% so now it’s nothing but a cash cow for his personal legal bills and won’t drop him if he’s in prison. He decimated the entire party. So much for “I won’t take a dime, I’m going to self fund my campaign”, right? Now he takes every dime and doesn’t spend any of his money at all, he even pays himself to stay at his own properties. 😂 Just another blatant lie you ignore in a never ending string of lies.

bobknight33 said:

Yep Trump will loose in his highly biased Judge and Jury, Just like all the other trials. Trump will have to win on appeals, dealing with less biased judges.

I know you dont follow the trials, Your IQ is too low to follow.

On the other hand Joey B mental capacity is failing daily.
When do you think the DNC will SWAP him and the useless VP? The DNC got 4 months to dump sleepy Joe.

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NYC Stores Surrender To Thieves

newtboy says...

So, trying to sell the same thing the right claimed was happening in San Francisco years ago, but it turned out the chain stores that were closing were actually just not making money, and other stores nearby with significantly worse theft losses were remaining open because they made money. This totally contradicted the right wing narrative often parroted by the company CEO’s that they closed stores because of high theft, a lie they approved because then they got to shirk responsibility for the store closures and blame it on something out of their control.
If the doom and gloom the extreme right has claimed is reality in “liberal cities” for years or decades was real, these cities would be abandoned by now, not remaining the most valuable and attractive real estate in the country.
New York is less criminal today than last year, the Trump crime family has been banned from the state, lowering crime rates noticeably by itself. 😂

Funny, the right wants harsher penalties for minor crimes, but no penalties for hundreds of millions stolen, and doesn’t want to pay a dime more in taxes to build more prisons, overcrowding is encouraged until it’s them in prison, then it’s unconscionable torture requiring their immediate release…looking at you Jan 6 terrorists who all wanted Gitmo overfilled with BLM.

Government creates inflation

bobknight33 says...

Your the fool that keeps saying deficit does not matter.
Now you want to claim otherwise. Funny.



I've been saying this all along.

Government need a budget not CRs.

This non budget has been going on for nearly 20 years.

newtboy said:

So, @bobknight33, it only took 7 years to sink in.
That’s how long I’ve been telling you that printing more money without creating more product is what causes inflation…and how long you’ve denied it.

Can you tell me who printed and spent more money in 4 years than any 8 year administration, while also creating the first ever peacetime negative gdp? 😂



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