Oh come on the sketch with the salesman and frying pan lady was not bad.

more a case of "out of the fire and into the frying pan..."

I still wear my t-shirt from that time....

This is your cat.... (drawing of a cat lounging)
This is your cat on drugs.... (same cat drawing)
This is your cat on a hot skillet. (drawing of a frantic cat flailing in a smoking frying pan)
Any questions?

Pretty much any permutation is better than the hyperbolic original.

it is grown on a material at 400 C if you had a material like that it would probably not be very comfortable... plus the light becomes 100% heat so i guess it feels like a fry pan in the sun.

I don't know that this is fake. It happens all the time with eggs and hens that don't benefit from modern production methods of sorting.
(I never would have guessed I'd say something in favor of modern food production, but there you go?)
Anyway, I've had to do this myself when I was a kid, growing up on my families ranch. I doubt this was fake because of the reaction of the guys cooking, too, but if it were I'd hold all their faces to that frying pan for throwing three baby chicks onto a hot plate.

... and not a 9" frying pan in sight....

Now that I have seen the Beer-In-A-Frying-Pan clip, I want closed captioning on all videos. Definitely starting with this one.

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I cant salute Snowden as much as he deserves it. A true hero, but some people are still too stupid to see it, even when they get the facts into the face with a frying pan.
Einstein was right about stupidity.

I have a stainless steel fry-pan that I'd like to see him try that with.

I use a small egg-sized frying pan and a pot lid for this. Works really well! Just gotta make sure to not leave the lid on too long.

Time for that fried pan morning wake up now.

Would the absence of guns have prevented this murder? Maybe, maybe not. The killer could have used a knife, a hammer, a lead pipe, a screw driver, a frying pan or any other potentially lethal object instead. Granted, it would have been harder, but considering that the majority of violent crimes are committed with melee weapons, it's not improbable.

The issue here is what lead to the killing and how such incidents can be avoided in the future. Banning guns isn't going to suddenly rid the world of paranoia, racism, PTSD, senility, irresponsibility, psychosis, poverty, desperation, ignorance or any of the multitude of human conditions. People who want to hurt other people will always do so unless you address the root of that desire.

As an aside, there is a practical reason for civilians to own guns. Although the gun was misused in this particular case, criminals do exist and there are many who like to rob/mug/rape/murder innocent people. If there weren't, we wouldn't need laws. All weapons, especially guns, are equalizers. They allow physically inferior people to defend themselves against physically superior people who want to abuse their superiority. They allow a single person to defend themselves against multiple assailants. Melee weapons can do the same but are far less effective due their dependence on physical prowess. To claim that guns serve no purpose is short-sighted and ignores these facts.