Is he wearing his mom's isotoners?

This all started because his mom said he had to start drinking more water than Pepsi.

No reason it shouldn't have one. It's a parody of coming out as *gay.>> ^WaterDweller:

It was sort of spoiled by the missing 'Gay' tag

snap>> ^Payback:

>> ^RhesusMonk:
Really? Fuck this vote-whoring nonsense.

This from "Hot Girls being good at surfing" as his last submission.

>> ^RhesusMonk:

Really? Fuck this vote-whoring nonsense.


Who inserted the bug up your butt? This was hilarious

may we add that this boy needed to resolve some heavy shit before getting into the,"relationship" thing-Can't forgive his mom maybe, projecting his bullshit on women who cozy-up to him??...Dunno. My motto?, "I am Not A Mental Health Professional"...but I do know good music from her vibe and talented yes-....Woman hater, too?? Maybe you like the infrequenting of the uncured sausage as well??....Just guessing....


Your daughter would be the righteous judge at some stage....get a grip, asshole!

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

I wonder how Eminem's talk with his mother went. Her response was probably something like "No dear. I'd have no problem if you were, but you simply aren't. You're just confused"


Eminems gay!?

She's his mom, she already knew it.

Now let's try his dad.

>> ^philpacman:

This kid is nuts.
I saw a documentary on TV. He spends ALL his time with his mom. He never hangs out with kids his own age. He doesn't go to school, he gets all his education from his mom. Doesn't sound like a healthy way of living for a 14 years old.
He should do like other 14 years old: play sports, hang out with kids his own age, get a girlfriend.


Someone bothered to make a documentary about this kid?

Wait, why is his mom teaching him this to begin with?

When he was a kid, he was at a bar, as he hung about and got attention while his mom was at work.

One day, he is handing someone some darts, and a man with a double barrel shotgun blows the guys head off.

He describes the aftermath and the reaction of the adults around him.

If he's a liar, he's one of the worlds best... his eyes say truth

>> ^Enzoblue:

Lesson here is to kiss cop ass alt all costs. I always do, even if those costs are my freedom, dignity or human rights. I will gladly submit to the position of circle jerk pivot man if told to do so.
If they pepper spray my mom though, I will get a punch in if it's the last thing I ever do.


With these cops "getting a punch in" might actually be the last thing you do.

This whole situation is retarded, if they suspect the guy is drunk, breath test him. If they feel he was driving dangerously, regardless of alcohol level, arrest him for that. The whole "sobriety test" thing you have in the USA seems like a throwback. I mean, I know it's a dirty word but use some science for fucks sake.

Either way there's no call to taser him and certainly no call to pepper spray his mom.

@ctrlaltbleach I know what a practical joke is. A lot of practical jokes are not funny.

I just listened to Jimmy Kimmel on Marc Maron's WTF Podcast, and he said his mom used to fake death for up to 30 minutes while he and his siblings grew increasingly freaked out. He said his mom did a lot of stuff like that. Maybe that explains it.