What a maroon.
Next time try opening the door, closing other interior doors, and keeping your dog from standing between the animal and the exit.
I bet she's not even with it enough to get her dog treated for possible rabies after it was bitten.

She should be grateful it didn't become a woodland critter Christmas, blood orgy and all.

Epic *fail

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so hes tossing his covid-infested hat into the crowd? smh. biden landslide will be epic.

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I fucking hate pelicans.

Two days after I bought me a brand new '97 Camero Z-28, I was doing the 500 mile break-in and decided to drive up to the San Mateo coast for a nice little blaze up sesh at that beach next to Pescadaro. I park my new baby and trot down to the beach. Three hours and far too many hits later, I stumble back to my car.

And there, on the freshly-waxed hood of my Poor Man's 'vette, is a gigantic green, dinner-plate sized, dead-fish reeking gelatenous birdshit. This thing was fucking epic, too. At first, I was pissed, then I kinda had a sense of admiration 'cause y'all don't see that kinda bird turd every day -- it was really a once-inna-lifetime experience -- but then I went back to being fucking furious when the breeze blew the stench of rotting fish in my direction and I knew I be smelling that shit all the way down Highway 1 and back over 17. Oh yeah, and it was as thick as a pancake, too, and it was bookin' no shit from the poor Mexican fuck with the power washer that I paid $10 to wash it off back in Mountain View.

I know a pelican did it, too. Pelicans got no sense of decency. That goddamn flying monstrosity took one look at my bitchin' Camaro and said, "Yup, you're fucked now Human!" I'm sure that feathered fucker was storing that guano up for a week, just waiting for some oblivious stoner to park his BRAND FUCKING NEW car in that particular spot so it could projectile shit all over the hood.

Goddamn pelicans.

Funny, we share a lot of the same thoughts.

Yes, 20-second mildly interesting story dramatized and exploded out into an epic stock-footage filled campaign about the world turning on inconsiderate parkers.

"He considered lots of solutions and became desperate..." - not desperate enough to put up a sign?

And what's with the BS footage of rows and rows and rows and rows of cars which they made to seem like was happening on his land? When the showed his actual land there was just room enough for those two short rows of cars.

* lies

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Republicans against trump released one of the best political ads I've ever seen.

https://youtu.be/g5Xpwyd4aMM

To be fair a lot of republicans are just trying to save face for the party after realising what a fucking epic shitshow they've caused. If they truly had a conscience and morals they would have voted to impeach.

LMFAHS

epic

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Hahahaha demonstrably false. You're either lying intentionally or completely delusional.

He has NEVER had an approval rating above 50%. He is the only POTUS since that sort of polling was done to NEVER have majority support for his actions. Do you understand how terrible that is?

He didn't even get the majority of the peoples vote ffs.

The FACT that a REPUBLICAN group is putting out these ads should give you some insight into his epic levels of ineptitude but as I said before, you're lying or delusional so facts and reality don't enter into it.

@newtboy You don't even need intelligent leadership as shown by Australia

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That was epic as hell. Haha. Awesome!

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