>> ^rougy:
I think the joke about stealing a bicycle and asking for forgiveness was by Emo Philips.
He also wrote a joke considered the best religious joke in the world (can't remember by who) that has probably been sifted.


* I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said,

"Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there is so much to live for."
"Like what?"
"Well, are you religious?"
He said yes.
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915."
I said, "Die, heretic," and pushed him off.

I think the joke about stealing a bicycle and asking for forgiveness was by Emo Philips.

He also wrote a joke considered the best religious joke in the world (can't remember by who) that has probably been sifted.

This has nothing to do with sexting. This is all about one poor little emo goth girl who was too depressed to deal with the "stresses" of life. (As if she knew anything about real stress.) She probably just wanted attention; she didn't REALLY want to die. I think she probably realized that, but by then, it was too late.

However, the parents are dumbasses. Sue yourselves, dipshits. Not the school. YOU fucked your kid up, NOT the school. Fuck you for being greedy assholes. Maybe you should take a look at yourselves and your parenting skills. Maybe you should have paid more attention to your daughter, and made her feel more wanted and appreciated. Maybe you could have taught her a little more about how to deal with things and what it means to be loved. Don't blame the boy, don't blame the school, don't blame your daughter, BLAME YOURSELVES.

People piss me off. Please stop motherfucking breeding.

If I were your wife I would just complain about how little you do to please me sexually.

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
You're starting to sound like my wife. Who is an insecure emo girl with huge emotional problems. Fingers crossed.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ive sifted... vote or die

You're starting to sound like my wife. Who is an insecure emo girl with huge emotional problems. Fingers crossed.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ive sifted... vote or die

A true genius of standup!

Emo is one of the best!

>> ^jiyanibi:
I'd certainly appreciate a posh British accent over an American one, as I'm guessing Mr Gyllenhall will have (and the character in the latest PoP game had...ugh).
Agreed, baby steps here on the accent. Though, it is the same as was in the first of the new games.

I'm very glad it doesn't look like they took ANY character cues from Emo Within or Two Whiners.

Can't downvote, or I'd do it for the deceptive title. >:[

I clicked expecting to see a "cute girl," instead I get this ugly, nappy-haired hippie and her emo-haired bf.

I've said nothing but nice things about your film and given you nothing but encouragement, and this regrettable transformation from blankfist to dourfist does not change this. If you feel the need to continue this sanctimonious tantrum, then by all means do so, but I've never once criticized your art or work ethic, so address your John Galt speech to someone else.

I don't hold grudges and look forward to welcoming the old fun blankfist with open arms when ever he decides to emerge - chest-burster-like - from your current emo carapace.

>> ^rasch187:
That was great, ydj. I seem to remember your son having blond hair though. Is he already going through that emo phase? If so, better now than later


LOL! no no that is my friend Craig and his son. My son Jack is still very very blond.

That was great, ydj. I seem to remember your son having blond hair though. Is he already going through that emo phase? If so, better now than later

I love how you can get a bunch of humans to give money to enter into a social arena, and then they all proceed to make it worse for each other by hurling insults around without consideration.

If you appeal to logic or reason, you're whining. If you're talking to someone in a normal way, this isn't a chat room stfu and play. If you're playing and not talking, you're an elitist fag. If you're annoyed about something, you're emo/raging. If you talk too much, you're a spammer.

Waitwait, i've got more! If you're nice to kids you hear on voice comms, you're a paedo. If you express amazement; "wtf?!" then what's the matter, UMAD LOL? If you're good at anything, you're a hacker. If you're under 19, you're a cs kiddie. If you don't know exactly what to do, you're a fucking newb. And when you get tired of all that shit and you leave - it's a ragequit.

Hey i like this!

Also, that new Guybrush is looking a bit like emo-Spiderman these days!

*school

*fire

*left_field

*anatomy

*emo

*life (referring to life-changing events, etc.)

This is the only game that can rival Batman for game of the year, also the emo metal song was awesome =D