As it is above, so it is in the laundry.
The waters rising, and I ain't got no spaghetti.
Youll have to check with Hillz on that one, cuz Billz stainin some dresses.
Ferriners be takin my job, and I aint worked in 15 years.
Aefjk c felk ke j ekqwl elk.

Hey, would you mind saving this fine piece of Weakerthans? Will return favour upon request!

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Weakerthans-Psalm-for-the-Elks-Lodge-Last-Call

wow, that video was entirely too long and disappointing. I thought the dog was gonna "mount" that Elk.

Elke Summer, J.P.Morgan, and whoever the white guy is, gave her 10 10 & 10, and she got the check..

...How Much Was the Amount Of the Prize On the Gong Show???

SPOILER/Plot details below:

Ashitaka (first shown in the vid),is the last Emishi prince, who saves his village from an assault by a demon. After killing the demon, Ashitaka finds out that the demon was the Boar God Nago suffering under a curse. Having received a demon mark on his right arm during his battle with Nago, Ashitaka is cursed by the Boar God's hatred and pain. However, after consulting the shamanistic wise woman of the village, it is found that a lump of metal was in Nago's corpse, which was likely the source of the curse. Though currently limited to just his arm, the curse will eventually spread throughout Ashitaka's body, and then Ashitaka will die. The curse is a double-edged sword; should Ashitaka experience any rage or hatred, he gains immense strength and fortitude, but the curse will spread faster. Whenever this happens, the curse will manifest itself as writhing purplish-black tendrils floating around the arm, similar to the ones Nago had.

Ashitaka sets out from his home to head to lands to the West, where Nago originated. During his travels, he will seek a cure. In order to do so, the wise woman warns him, he must "see with eyes unclouded by hate." By accepting this mission, Ashitaka also accepts exile from his homeland. He rides out with his steed Yakul, his loyal red elk. Since it was considered taboo to see off one who is banished, only one person dared to say goodbye to Ashitaka: his 'little sister,' Kaya (according to Miyazaki,actually his bride-to-be; calling herself his 'little sister' was a term of affection), who gives him her crystal dagger so that he would not forget her....

San (Princess Mononoke) the 17-year-old princess of spirits and beasts. When San was a baby, her parents, along with some other travelers, were attacked by the wolf goddess Moro. Her parents threw San to Moro as a sacrifice to save their own lives, thus escaping while Moro was preoccupied with San.
However, San was spared; Moro did not eat her, instead raising San as her own daughter. San treats Moro as her mother and her two natural pups as brothers. San rejects her own humanity, thinking of herself as a wolf. It could be possible that because of her past, San hates humans with a great ferocity, even more so than Moro.

San cares very much for the forest she lives in and the animals she lives with. While Moro may be known as the Queen of Beasts, San is known as the Princess of Beasts. San is very agile, able to dodge arrows, darts, and even ishibiya shots. She, like the Mountain Spirits, wants to destroy the humans so that they will stop taking away all their land.

(from wiki)

...Now she's graduated to compound bows, and has a guide business taking gentlemen out and poppin' elk, whilst contortin', all for a pretty penny! Hasselhoff set her up!!
Seriously though, anyone got this chicks phone number-WWWOOOF! My kinna' woman!
she's probly' married to a Ghurka or a Navy Seal!

I used to live in Missoula and the urban wildlife is indeed vicious (elk, deer, huge racoons.)

I wonder what that elk was thinking when the guys separated...