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One of the guys that I work with is big. When he enters a room the air rushes out the door. I have to remind him to duck when going through a door.

He was a bodyguard in Vegas for a few years and told me that back in the 90's he onced escorted Trump into the hotel he was staying at. Also traveled with some big name bands too.

He gave it up because his girlfriend said he was gone too long!!!

That is some seriously bad childminding. I mean, everyone knows you should never give bread to ducks.

What duck?

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Unless momma duck thought this was her chance to lose the little bastards and get back out on the dating scene.

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to quote Colbert “if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.. why is it goose-stepping?”

See, I don’t give a fuck if you’re Pakistani, your comments are still racist. It would be racist of me if I did.

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My problem is why the fuck are ducks going to the dentist?

Fun fact: Ducks were originally called Dicks up until movable type was introduced. A typo was made in printing the dictionary that year and the mistake wasn't discovered until years later. It was never corrected but was accepted to avoid embarrassing the printer.

Fun fact: Ducks will fly in a V pattern because a Y pattern is too indecent.

Sometimes having all your ducks in a row actually makes things take longer.

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I looked, they and their policies are amazingly, astonishingly more moral and Christian than the Republican party who gives Jebus public lip service when it serves their hatred but thoroughly ignores his instructions and blatantly worships the dollar.

Remember, your party embraces child molesters, frauds, thieves, rapists, and certainly would support murderers as long as they'll vote with Trump, the Democrats oust comedians who make an off color joke.....so who's immoral?

Is it just your position that Republicans are totally amoral (lacking any morals), so they can't be immoral (violating their morals)?

Btw, isn't that one of those fake hillbilly duck call millionaires that turned out to be a preppie who realized he could scam hicks by pretending to be one?