You mean the Billy Mays?
>> ^redyellowblue:
ewwwww. Leave the 50 alone. If you've got to have Reagan on a bill, make a new denomination like a $13 bill, Or a $29.95 bill.

i want nerd guerilla warfare on EVERYTHING.
anonymous as a social justice movement would be ingenious and fucking powerful.
i want them to clog the fax lines of financial institutions with pictures of dollar bills and poverty.
i want the IMF inundated with fax pictures of mohangany trees, and bananas, and third world civil wars.
go go go go go go go go go

and anti gay marriage politicians to get faxed gay porn.

Ahhh the self-medicated bi-polar bartender....is that a dollar-bill Yamaka on his forehead?

Well dude I'm sure that target practice is a rather easy thing to plug into very fucking quickly but anyways.

Just want to let you know that any abnormal "targeting" may be the result of something quite unnatural. Something particularly unusual, even.

In fact, it's such a big fucking mess of a big fucking mind altering, non-stop subjection, complete removal of the physical shit in your mind that makes you do many things.

It's too complex to explain to you in such "candid" (or whatever ) detail at this point in time.

Perhaps that would enlighten you as to how I can be so impatient with explaining things.

Oh well dude. Let me just tell you something though.

You can never fucking escape this fucking reality. Everyone ought to fucking realize that this so called "experience" is just a little bit different than some apparently random sequence of fucking reality you stupid ignorant little bitch.

How can you look at this shit and think that it's normal and natural?

How can you look at this shit and think that it's normal and natural?

"...But then again, you might get "stoned to death" and/or sent to hell. You never know. Religion is crazy that way."

You better watch what you fucking say dude. I don't think there's any doctor or magical fucking apparatus from above that will fucking help you if something happens to you where your life is truly fucking ruined (unlike being "blinded") and you will truly feel the need to kill yourself even if to just be responsible (in that hypothetical where you could "stop it" and don't fucking get the wrong fucking idea about where I'm going with this shit. How about these problems will always happen, will always be inevitable, have always been part of the FUCKING PROGRAM HELLO!!!, and obviously what I was referring to LOL) and stop it from happening.

Or perhaps fail to "lock on" to any specific subject matter you might want to be thinking about.

Like how the fuck so much drama can fucking happen and how you can think that this is a natural process.

In any way shape or form.

Kiss my ass to Hell. (and back? AGAIN?!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!! DO YOU NEED A FUCKING DOCTOR?!!?!?!?! LOL!!!!! <bleed this shit away motherfucker.>)

"Please. Then go to church this Sunday(assuming you go to church) and take a stand against what your church is supporting politically. That is, if you really are a strong believer in separation of church and state."

The way you talk makes me think that there is something very wrong with you dude.

If the shoe doesn't fit THAT FUCKING BAD, and people keep trying the SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER (minus the JUST TRYING TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB THING MOTHERFUCKER), what does that tell you about these people?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I, THE AGNOSTIC, GO TO CHURCH (where they OBVIOUSLY have a ******POLITICAL AGENDA******* you INCOMPETENT FUCKING MORONIC FUCKING JUNIOR-HIGHSCHOOL <REALLY!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> IDIOT!) and attempt to communicate to the entire church the EVILS of having "In God We Trust" on the dollar bill?

YOU ARE A SIMPLETON FUCKING IDIOT AND SHOULDN'T EVER OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH EVER AGAIN.

Tie a $100 dollar bill to your zipper.

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

In my country, cashiers have the right to refuse receiving payment in bills and coins of too high and low denominations. So, these guys would've had to go to a post office, a bank or some friendly stores and exchange their pennies for dollars.
Not to mention that calling the police for a stupid prank would most likely land them another fine. Kudos to the police officers here who took the waste of their time remarkably well.

It's not that the pennies aren't legal tender, it's just that paying such a big fine with them makes the process of counting them unnecessarily difficult and slow. You'd get the same reception when trying to pay a bus fee, a stamp or ice cream with 500-dollar bills, regardless if it's legal tender in the state or not. That being said, if the cashier was told by the police officers to take the money, she really didn't have to keep refusing.

You can't only have one dollar bill in circulation. Likewise, having the same amount of dollars in circulation that we had in 1800 would be unwise. Commodity based currency of a relatively stable good is a smart way to insure that the money supply scales well with economic growth.

Just in recap, printing a dollar does not increase total goods and services available for consumers. Having a legal tender that is completely subjugated by people who benefit off inflation in unwise. Having a tender than does not or can not scale with increased economic growth is stifling. And having a currency that can be easily undermined by inflation is impoverishing.

1. I was sent to a behavioral hospital for saying I would kill myself and stabbed the table with a large kitchen knife.

2. I thrive to be the kindest person I know but still end up being an ass without even trying.

3. I'm Socially retarded. I have trouble talking to friends I've known for years.

4. When I was 19 I had an affair with a twenty year old woman. I felt guilty about her husband but I was in love.

5. I often feel my social awkwardness is the #1 contributer to feeling that my life has been kind of dull.

6. I work in the IT industry and I'm building a web site for my dads company which I still have no confidence in.

7. I love everything French and wish there was a French channel. Although I cannot speak French fluently even after studying three years of it.

8. I play piano and guitar.

9. I adore women.

10. When I was young I told my brother that there was a twenty dollar bill behind a fence in a coke can so I could steal the front seat of my moms car. He came back with a twenty dollar bill and a coke can.

11. I used to work security for a event arena. I sat next to Lars Ulrich all night and did not recognize him. I've also said hi to Phil Collins, Eddie Van Halen, Bonnie Raitt, Natalie Merchant, Ericah Bahdu, and the guy from Matchbox 20.

12. ^ I've also been back stage and watched Metallica warm up for the show and was the sole reason a popular disc jockey was thrown out of the same concert.

13. I have celebrity crushes on Drew Berrymore, Dolores O rirden (I know I did not spell that right), Kelly Osborne, Audrey Tautou, Natalie Portman, and Lisa Loeb.

14. I always stick up for Jewish people when the chance arises.

15. When I was young I cried because a younger man was picking on and beating up an older man in an old western movie.

16. I always wanted to be famous but only because I wanted people to like me.

17. I did not have sex until I was 19. (and it was the affair 4.)

18. I married the second person I had sex with.

19. I once had a beagle named Snoopy. (I know so original)

20. I wish I worked for a gaming company.

21. I still feel like a kid.

22. I spent two weeks in France.

23. I kissed a girl I barley knew in Paris, she was from Richmond Virginia. I also was became lost there with two others who did not speak French and between the three of us had to find our way to the hotel. Luckily I know how to say where is the Metro?

24. I just recently purchased a house.

25. I cannot seem to be able to turn off love. Once I've fallen in love with someone I always love them.

Superb. Entranced me. I actually threw a 5 dollar bill at my monitor.

To be completely fair, their early stuff (Three dollar bills y'all or something) was actually very good.

One of my favourite angsty albums to listen to, check it out before you completely castrate limp bizkit from your life, trust me! It even includes an instrumental masturbatory prog-metal(?) lengthy meandering song as the bonus track! Something you'd expect from like tool.

So go listen to that, then bin everything else from limp bizkit that you own.

@Psychologic
i dont want to speak for anybody, but to me it less to do with individual accountability and everything to do with silent consent.
taxation being a whole other issue. ian freeman seemed like he was using the opportunity while paying his taxes in dollar bills to utilize the time to address the very people working for the institution that was jailing people for political reasons,not lawful ones.
he did so peacefully,and left when authorities asked him to leave.
mario savio puts it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcx9BJRadfw
i forgot who said this,but its a powerful statement.
"those who are never more completely enslaved are the ones deluded that they are,in actuality...free"
which i believe is a large portion of americans.people who have no idea that by their actions,or inactions perpetuate a system that slowly robs them of their freedoms,and enslaves them even further.
silent consent is a form of apathy that hurts us all.
by not saying anything,keeping your head down and off the radar.by this silence you agree with the powers that be,and its methods.
the subject of fear politics is a whole other discussion.
i love your thoughtful commentary psychologic,and i did not mean to butt in,but i felt it prudent to clarify.
peace.

In reply to this comment by EDD:
Blech, first time this happens to me: mine didn't get a single vote, when I sifted it 2 days ago. Still happy to give yours the last nudge out the queue

Thanks man. I would have upvoted yours had I seen it. I love The Onion stuff.

Blech, first time this happens to me: mine didn't get a single vote, when I sifted it 2 days ago. Still happy to give yours the last nudge out the queue

Wait, you mean you've never had a fiver? Seriously? How annoying must that be? Carrying around 1 dollar bills to make 6 or 7.

edit. Oh it's new as in replacing the old. Duh...my bad.