Bonus video...The dildo scene

looked like a dildo

Oh man...I LOVE Metalocalypse, but this was painful. It was like a 45 minute Toki song....that's dildos.
Still...up vote for Dethklok.

Today mankind steps a little closer to the future where we will be taken over by sentient self-propelled dildos.

Do you know what I did to (mostly) destroy depression? Saying whatever the fuck occurs to me. That's why NOTHING anyone will ever say to the contrary of my way of being will ever affect me. Because fuck all. And fuck you.

That makes me happy Fuck you.

Oooooooooooooohhhhh -- dildo cocksucker shit fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

YOU.

I didn't even need to watch this lame piece of shit because post-nihilism means fuck you. But in SUCH a positive way. It's really just the sensitivity of assholes that used to depress me. And then fuck you.

Once I realized fuck you I became a better, more happy person. It's like reaching enlightenment except it's fuck you. No more anxiety. No more depression. Just fuck you.

- An excerpt from the Zen of Nihilism

I'll fill in a few et ceteras:
-noise pollution
-visual pollution
-dog & cat heart attacks (although that's a good name for a band)
-dangerous return policies
-the absurdity of dildos delivered in this fashion
etc... etc...etc.

Just because something's possible doesn't make it a good idea.

SO my question would be, where can I place my wood in the event of full-staff encroachment and how many dildos does big-head-Betty here keep ready for after work??
OH, and when we snuggle can we talk dirty to each other??

@gorillaman-The only problem I see is the growing niche for such a service-It screams western culture's developmental-disability at an all-time high. The fact that Billy here needs the comfort of another human and has to PAY for it tells me that Mum n Dad most likely FUCKED a key imprint stage in his development, ALLLL the fuck up!

Yessir, males don't get a pass at all in fact, the declining character of the the last 2 gens of male representatives of the species in western civilization have caused the keepers of the ova to recoil from relationships and children, embittering and alienating them. Some embrace lesbian relationships out of emotional necessity as a means of avoiding the cycle of poor-quality hetero partner defeats and heartbreaks while a large majority have quite the dildo collection (as well as lubes and beads, maybe some harnesses).

It is a constant force from abuse on all fronts that tends to cause the weak to spiral into madness...most likely, by design.
Society in decline peoples, best of and worst of times.

Solution: Ladies, stuff a latex dildo in your jogging shorts before going-out and keep a collection of fake mustaches and gum spirits on the cosmetic table.

Seriously? Just have them break out the double-sided dildo. Just cut to the chase. It's amazing how far you can milk sexuality out of pathetic, undersexed consumers.

Where does the second side of the dildo go, mum?

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You mean big fat dildos ?