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Wow lucky you with a kinky lady. I think probably that's the case for the majority of married couples. Interesting though, isn't it? People think of women as being more sexually repressed, but I think women are more open to try different things than men are.

Bestiality? Really? **shudder**


In reply to this comment by EDD:
Me? Nah. I'll give you this though: when one's done as much dirty work in the countryside as I have (manure and all that), one either develops a fetish for this shit ( ), or one's stomach turns to stone as far as crap is concerned. I'm the latter case.

Also, my wife is all around way, way, FUCKIN WAY more pervy than I am. She's leagues ahead of me.

Fun fact: at least 75% of women that I've honestly talked to about this, have confessed an interest in bestiality. Some have actually confessed going there. Ew

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
What other people do is more their business than mine.
Just from now on, you're the puke/scat guy. I know your dirty secret, but I won't tell.
Your poor wife.

We are all pervs EDD..... different degrees and all that, but none of us are innocent. I'm an open perv myself. I proclaim it proudly!

Me? Nah. I'll give you this though: when one's done as much dirty work in the countryside as I have (manure and all that), one either develops a fetish for this shit ( ), or one's stomach turns to stone as far as crap is concerned. I'm the latter case.

Also, my wife is all around way, way, FUCKIN WAY more pervy than I am. She's leagues ahead of me.

Fun fact: at least 75% of women that I've honestly talked to about this, have confessed an interest in bestiality. Some have actually confessed going there. Ew

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
What other people do is more their business than mine.
Just from now on, you're the puke/scat guy. I know your dirty secret, but I won't tell.
Your poor wife.

We are all pervs EDD..... different degrees and all that, but none of us are innocent. I'm an open perv myself. I proclaim it proudly!

I think I get the gist of what you're saying, and you're certainly way more schooled that me.

It is of course dangerous to generalise from anecdotes - I threw them in because clearly I now have a bias and they're part of the reason why.

Maybe there's something in the practice of modern Islam that's not working.

I tell you what's funny is that when I went to church for the funeral in June I remembered *everything*, all the amens and hosanna in the highests and exactly when to stand up or kneel. And this is after many years of not going to church.

In reply to this comment by enoch:
former catholic eh?
many people come to me from the ecclestiastical teachings of catholicism very confused.
cant blame them...the doctrine of the church is contradictory to the teachings of jesus,and the papacy has for centuries amended doctrine when it so suited them.
which is EXACTLY my point.
substitute catholic for muslim and my point my become clearer.
religious dogma and doctrine has always been the whipping tool of those who hold the reigns.preying on the weak,poor and ill-educated to submit to a doctrine that is contradictory to the teachings of <fill in holy messenger HERE>.
i could spend hours debunking the biblical (quran,torah,KJV) scriptures that have been misused to perpetuate a misnomer on:womens rights,sexuality,marriage,sin etc etc eeeeeetc.
most atheists i know are not in reality atheists,just agnostics who have peeked through the veil of the church and found it lacking.
many of them are angry,feeling betrayed by an institution that so often stated that they were right.
no...they werent.
the thing i find most funny is that every spiritual "leader"(if i may)has denounced the church of that time as being a form of evil fomenting more evil.
but i digress (i know..shocker),
my point is that islam has enriched human society tenfold.
by creating the most egalitarian society 500 a.d
womens rights 525 a.d
property rights 525 a.d
the continuation of sciences,so while europe got bogged down in the 600 yr dark ages and the church raped the countryside with its inquistitions,islam was not only preserving but helping to restore as much of the library of alexandria as it could.
fairness,justice,honesty virtues held in huge regard.
humility and reverence for all creation.
these are worthy things to admire.

maybe its the history teacher in me,i tend to look at information in giant blocks.the ebb and flow of time,forces of social upheavel and political unrest changing one national landscape to form into another.philisophical tectonic plates if you will.sometime i forget the here and now.
the teachings of mohamhed and jesus are poignant and wise.
i do not like the polarized nature of our countries,it only leads to danger.
i am sorry that the situation is where its at in your country.
by your response i can never know,but i can guess:
the newly immigrated islamic community is using its religion to strongarm the rest of the community to bend to the churches wishes.
i shall look more into this,i welcome any anecdotes you may wish to reveal.
while i still feel the billions of muslims are being misunderstood due to these few who butcher a beautiful text to garner their desires.
that is NOT from islam..nor christianity for that matter.
but they keep saying thats exactly what the text says dont they?
and they could not be more wrong.
those who are unfamiliar with islamic text base their assumptions on these selfish people.
sad sad sad....
what could have been a good and righteous thing is now an instrument of divisiveness.
bah...rambling again.
thank you for the reply my friend,i do hope this makes a modicum of sense.
namaste.

former catholic eh?
many people come to me from the ecclestiastical teachings of catholicism very confused.
cant blame them...the doctrine of the church is contradictory to the teachings of jesus,and the papacy has for centuries amended doctrine when it so suited them.
which is EXACTLY my point.
substitute catholic for muslim and my point my become clearer.
religious dogma and doctrine has always been the whipping tool of those who hold the reigns.preying on the weak,poor and ill-educated to submit to a doctrine that is contradictory to the teachings of <fill in holy messenger HERE>.
i could spend hours debunking the biblical (quran,torah,KJV) scriptures that have been misused to perpetuate a misnomer on:womens rights,sexuality,marriage,sin etc etc eeeeeetc.
most atheists i know are not in reality atheists,just agnostics who have peeked through the veil of the church and found it lacking.
many of them are angry,feeling betrayed by an institution that so often stated that they were right.
no...they werent.
the thing i find most funny is that every spiritual "leader"(if i may)has denounced the church of that time as being a form of evil fomenting more evil.
but i digress (i know..shocker),
my point is that islam has enriched human society tenfold.
by creating the most egalitarian society 500 a.d
womens rights 525 a.d
property rights 525 a.d
the continuation of sciences,so while europe got bogged down in the 600 yr dark ages and the church raped the countryside with its inquistitions,islam was not only preserving but helping to restore as much of the library of alexandria as it could.
fairness,justice,honesty virtues held in huge regard.
humility and reverence for all creation.
these are worthy things to admire.

maybe its the history teacher in me,i tend to look at information in giant blocks.the ebb and flow of time,forces of social upheavel and political unrest changing one national landscape to form into another.philisophical tectonic plates if you will.sometime i forget the here and now.
the teachings of mohamhed and jesus are poignant and wise.
i do not like the polarized nature of our countries,it only leads to danger.
i am sorry that the situation is where its at in your country.
by your response i can never know,but i can guess:
the newly immigrated islamic community is using its religion to strongarm the rest of the community to bend to the churches wishes.
i shall look more into this,i welcome any anecdotes you may wish to reveal.
while i still feel the billions of muslims are being misunderstood due to these few who butcher a beautiful text to garner their desires.
that is NOT from islam..nor christianity for that matter.
but they keep saying thats exactly what the text says dont they?
and they could not be more wrong.
those who are unfamiliar with islamic text base their assumptions on these selfish people.
sad sad sad....
what could have been a good and righteous thing is now an instrument of divisiveness.
bah...rambling again.
thank you for the reply my friend,i do hope this makes a modicum of sense.
namaste.

There was also a cartoon on this very subject. It was about an elderly couple living in the countryside and their preparations for the bomb aswell as their reactions and behaviour after it's been dropped. If you find it, please let me know and you'll get yourself another upvote!

Car Wars, Steve Jackson Games -
After the grain blight...
after the mutant plague...
after the cities turned into fortresses...
after the countryside turned into a war zone...
after everything fell apart...
the roads belonged to no one.
and the right of way went to the biggest guns.

Went to a GenCon game convention in the early '80's where Steve Jackson Games was exhibiting, at the booth they had an old '60's muscle car (forget what) with dual .50 caliber machine guns mounted on the hood. coolest thing evar.

Catch it in one of those non-fatal traps then call over to the house/flat of some horrible person you know, but for some stupid social contractual reason, you must must socialise with. And when they go to make you a coffee, or go to use the loo, unleash the mouse! Presto! No need to make a trip to the countryside, no need for a cat, no worries about the mouse realising that you can't bring yourself to kill it and the mouse probably won't care who's left over wasabi peas it's eating. And you get to stick it to some asshole who probably deserves it. Win-win

During my hiatus year between high school and college, I went on a student trip to Gambia with my jazz class at the (uniquely Scandinavian concept of) folk college I was attending. We stayed mostly in this village by the river Mini Mini Yang Bolong out in the Gambian countryside.

The occasion for the trip was some kind of cultural exchange organized by a Gambian organization who ran a center for foreign students at this village. The center consisted of several plaster and straw huts where we lived, a large pavilion where we ate our meals and a court yard where we received our music and dance lessons, all contained within a high fence in the middle of the village. At the pavilion there was a plaque advertising for a boat trip on the river, and we agreed to try it out. We had surveyed the river earlier and had found a ruin of an old boat house and an abandoned rotten canoe carved out of a tree trunk and wondered what kind of boats would take us on the river trip.

It should be said at this point that the reggae life style is very prominent among the Gambian semi rich, as our caretakers and hosts at the camp exemplified with Ganja, dreads and the works. These were the very hosts who would take us on the boat trip in, you guessed it, hollowed out tree trunks of highly questionable integrity and seaworthiness. This became apparent when we started to embark the two canoes, 4-5 people in each. The canoes sat very deep in the water with only 5-10 centimetres of clearance from the waterline to the rim of the boat. A couple of my classmates chickened out, which on hindsight probably saved our lives; the river was quite fierce and had strong currents.

We started out downstream, in it self a bad idea with only one Ganja smoking Gambian at the stern in each boat wielding a short paddle. It was then we discovered that the boats had started to leak. On top of the water already sploshing over the rim. Our Gambian captains, all calm, started back upstream while we scooped the water out of boats with our hands as best we could. The boats made little headway at first, but when our intoxicated and skillful caretakers paddled our boats along the banks of the river, the going got easier and we eventually reached the village all wet on our shoes, backsides and brows.

More stories from Gambia upon request...

ahh perfect for a jaunt through the countryside while puffing on a pipe of apple tobacco

Eh, sure it's clichéd, lacks a novel storyline or particularly relatable characters. Perhaps it's also a clone of the original FEAR, I never really played much of it so I can't judge. But it's still damn well fun, to the point, and reasonably well structured and paced FPS action.

Far more fun than spending unbeknownstly protracted times wandering around the Fallout 3 countryside completing only slightly more generic objectives than in Oblivion with a slightly less horrible combat mechanic, or playing GTA4, which is the equivalent of the FEAR franchise if it ever reaches numero 4.

have people never been to the countryside ?

still dont get people that dont eat meat because "it was a living animal once". I suggest going to africa, find an open area and stand still for a bit, see what their animals think about the topic.

upvote for attempts to scare people that need to get out of the city.

I hate to say it but there will be major "blowback" for this. I hope the world is ready for it. I can't believe that the political class is allowing this to happen, without even a flinch. I want to buy a house in the countryside and build a bunker.

Just one thing, when you burn the opium make sure you invite me around

You would think though that the Taliban would then begin terrorizing the opium producers into selling exclusively to them, which would still mean having to protect a large proportion of the countryside militarily. Trying to cut off their funding in this way still seems like the most pragmatic option.

*promote this loooooong crazy countryside ride:)