"God's word is truth", so you better go kill yourself for wearing that cotton/poly blend bitch. That's much much clearer in the bible than the minor anti-gay stuff.

"Christians follow Christ" ...except when he said things like 'don't judge other people', 'be inclusive, not exclusionary', 'love your neighbor as yourself', 'money is the root of all evil', 'don't make or own any statues or sculptures that aren't impressionist...etc.

He was spitting "cotton balls", I don't think it was alcohol.

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lmfao mummified foreskin and cotton candy i can't breatheeee

"Donald Trump: a clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy"

omg, I nearly choked on my coffee. That is the best description of Trump ever.

Fuck, there's some actually journalism happening there.

How many times did you 'use' your gun? How many of those times would pepper spray have sufficed?
The instance I spoke of was a completely improper application of pepper spray (with cotton swabs directly to the eyeballs) was to handcuffed people sitting in front of a building (a building with other entrances, so not blocking any business or access I might add). It was all about asserting their power because someone didn't respect their authoratah.
The other recent incident was people handcuffed sitting on a bike path (with other pathways easily used to get around them)...once again, no need for violence other than frustration at not being 'obeyed'...absolutely none.
Thousands of people are treated violently by cops in their own home yearly who aren't making meth, didn't have any argument with anyone, but were simply in the wrong home when the cops either made a mistake or acted on bad information. What about them? That's why I say the cops need to be swatted at least once a year, so they remember what it's like and don't act like asshats.

You beat me to that point. Would they disown him for wearing a cotton poly blend? They should, it's just as bad as eating shellfish, or sleeping with another man, or mowing your lawn on Sunday (really Saturday, Christians use the wrong Sabbath, The commandments were given to Jews, so referenced THEIR Sabbath to keep 'holy')....and on and on. It is only those tenets that allow them to act as they wish to, with all the bigotry and hate involved, that are ever 'followed' by 'Christians'.
I would also point out that, anyone following anything in the old Testament, especially to separate, chastise, ostracize, degrade, judge, hate, or just not love others is a Jew that's a fan of Jesus, not a FOLLOWER of Jesus, he taught inclusion, forgiveness, and love. In that sense, @enoch is right, this is not Christianity, but by that description, Christianity is a dead religion.

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She forgot about wearing cotton/poly blends. People who do are definitely going to hell, no exceptions.

Jesus, someone saw some white people coming from way off....
You will need:

String
Glue
cotton balls
$20 worth of led bulbs and control circuit

"Oh look Susan, some art."

Or when you read a comment by someone who can't help but interject completely irrelevant points into a conversation.

@newtboy, the bible doesn't say much about sex with children. It's far more concerned about the real evils of the world, like mixing cotton and polyester.

and I think it's time we all just agreed that the Catholic Church cannot be allowed to exist anymore. I don't give a fuck about what good works they may or may not be doing. Just because someone gives you a biscuit doesn't entitle them to punch you in the face.