So cool. Hard to believe how long it's been on the air and that it's STILL on the air... since I was about 11 years old.

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Subscribe! You can be a lot cooler than anyone else!

lol

Nice how "progressive" is an attempted insult, but you want to be "cool".

very cool

So you basically just hate people who think differently from you, and want to drive them out of town. Cool. At least we know.

I have a friend who is a Beavis-and-Butthead level pyro. He loves blowing things up, and he feels that little things like forewarning may spoil the surprise. He has many claims to fame, but this is among the most notorious:

In the mid-90s, at the place we've been camping for 30+ years, he poured an entire can of Red Dot Smokeless gunpowder down an anthill, then lit it. This was cool for all of about three seconds when it hissed and sputtered like a little volcano. It was far less cool when the gunpowder-packed anthill suddenly went off like Mt. St. Helens. Dirt and REALLY fucking pissed off biting ants blasted high in the air before raining down on the heads of the unwitting spectators, and promptly taking their revenge.

There's nothing quite like being showered with burned, angry biting ants to round out a weekend. Jeff thought this was funny as Hell, because he'd scampered out of range when he realized things were going to go very wrong -- things ALWAYS went very wrong -- and had taken shelter upwind. Later, as in 4:00am the next morning, he set off a stick of dynamite in a creek for an encore, also without warning. And after the booming echoes settled down, the only sound for miles around was this maniacal, hysterical laughter echoing in the impenetrable dark.

To this day, if he starts laughing, I RUN.

My condolences on your loss(es), Ant.

cliff martinez (composer for drive and other refn movies, solaris, traffic, etc.) uses this. very cool.

Cool! Does this mean you Red-State parasites will stop leeching off all our yummy Blue-State money? Plz say yes!

From the title I wasn't sure if this was a man saving drone, or a drone saving man. Although the other one would be more useful, this was definitely more cool.

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Sure, that's cool, but can he bullseye a womp rat at that speed?
*promote

For fuck sake, LET IT DIE ALREADY!

Wait, was that a Furry at the end?

Yeah, ok, we're cool!

That's all cool and stuff but, can it do all that while holding a glass of very expensive wine without spilling a drop?

Yeah, I'm curious as well.

Did they do it mimicking how nature works, by pumping different temperatures in different places in the room, etc.?

What's with the lack of details?

Cool stuff.

In Seattle, there's a shipping canal that cuts through the Ballard, Fremont and University districts, each spanned by a single drawbridge, any of which MUST be opened if ANY boat traffic requests it. There's a time between 4pm - 6pm where they won't open the bridge, but one minute after 6, if you're not across you just turn off your engine and watch every entitled prick in the PNW putt their boat down the canal. Bridge opens, 10 minutes pass, bridge closes again. All along the canal. Backing traffic up to the fucking moon and it takes about 15 minutes to clear. Which works out wonderfully because the bridge often has to open 10 minutes after it just closed. At first, it's a novelty to see the bridge open. Then it's meh. Then it's the bane of your fucking existence. You start to whimper and sweat when you hear the two-minute horn and the ding-ding-ding of the gates coming down. Then come sthe white-hot fury directed at anyone who has the gall to come down the canal at exactly 6:00:01 and block traffic for the next 47 years. Hate. Hate. HATE!!!

The NOAA ships, mega-yachts and ships going to the yards are kind cool, 'tho.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!