But if I have my bullet proof vest them I'm safe! And how has that video not gotten more votes? It's friggin hilarious!

I agree with almost everything you said except one thing: the safest place for a cyclists is actually in the middle of the road just like any other car. I've done my fair bit of research on this topic (board member for the states bicycles association) and the stats are glaringly obvious. Cyclists who behave just like a car live the longest. The ones who ride on the sidewalk, ride opposing traffic, don't wear their helmets, no lights, don't signal, or try to cut through traffic get killed the quickest.

Also, there's the issue with bicycles being the last resort. There's those of us who drive a $40k car, but choose to ride a $300 bike down to the coffee shop or to grab a bite to eat. Then there's the idiots who lost their $2k clunker in a DUI and have been banned from driving for life. These ones are already dumbasses and they continue their dumbassness on a bike, giving cycling it's high fatality rate. Then there's the spandex warriors who simply get a bad rep because they ride in packs and drivers get so nervous when they're confronted with other people they freak out and complain. And then there's the hipster.

To your point about driving along a country road at a "safe" speed and then suddenly having to deal with a pack of cyclists, thus making it "unsafe." If you're going to fast to respond to a group of cyclist who can and do ride up to 50kph or 30mph, then what happens when a deer walks out? Or an alligator (yes, that happens here)? Or there's a car stalled? Obviously you weren't going at a safe speed. Point is, a pack of cyclist taking up the road for a hundred feet isn't going to cause anyone to miss saving the world or something. It's a matter of having patience.

And then, there's the matter of idiots. Like those wearing a helmet but not strapping it in . . . there's probably just no hope for them. EIA?

(Seeing as you appear to not be American, there's also the issue with American's already being hyper pumped up full of fear and hatred in general from too much media and taking it out on anyone who isn't like them. Dunno if that applies where you're from.)

Everyone in that coffee shop forgot physics.

I can't stand coffee by itself, but I've been treated recently to a cocomocha and a white chocolate mocha. Both were pretty damn delicious. I have yet to ever set foot in a coffee shop or stop at one of those little huts, buts it's tempting now. I drink tea all day long, however.

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That video just reaffirmed my hatred for coffee shops. But I actually enjoyed the singing.

The coffee shop bosses have a better sense of humor than the hoteliers:

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Why not go out with some flair!?
It's just a coffee shop.

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^Trancecoach:
bring on the corporate take-over of the industry and watch the quality diminish.

Well that's probably not true. A large corporation isn't going to risk their money with takeover from the federal government. I imagine what you'll have is something like wine. Small operations and small businesses who have been growing weed before but now can do it out in the open. Hopefully that won't force the product to dip drastically, and also it will inspire competition between growers due to more public and allowable advertising. You can try different peoples stuff and maybe it'll be your thing.

They have only legalised possession so far though. Growing/distribution still seems to be illegal for the moment right?

Anyway, its not as if budweiser is the only option when it comes to alcohol. Plenty of smaller businesses making different varieties. Look at Amsterdam coffee shops.

WOW - I've never seen this before but just yesterday I was thinking how great would it be if some coffee shop (Tim Hortons) made a commercial EXACTLY like this. It could have been a little longer but the exact concept I was thinking of. I felt like I just entered a weird Twilight Zone or something as I watched this.

Fixed.

Rmoney is such a tool.

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just another chickenhawk pussy talking shit.
isnt this the same guy that berated a woman at a coffee shop for making him actually have to formulate a counter argument to her question?
yeah...that was classy.

and wasn't something similar done to a congressman in georgia a few years back? i cant remember his name but he had lost two legs in vietnam and they made him out to be a pinko commie.

ah..politics.where only the true blue whores reside.

OMG you mean @Lilithia would have gotten a prize even if the grossly off topic Louis CK at the Coffee Shop had been disqualified? I hate turtles.

This one is also up for disqualification since we've decided to stay nit-picky about it:

The focus is on the funny noises in the scene, not the coffee.

They only actually take a few sips of coffee in the beginning as well, unlike the Louis CK video where, again, for a majority of the video, he's in a coffee shop, surrounded by people drinking coffee, ordering coffee, being served coffee, and then drinking coffee.

Similarly, the video below, besides being a shitty video (sorry bmacs27), only mentions coffee at the end and clearly isnt the focal point. CAST IT OUT!