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This is possibly the most Canadian thing ever. The French Canadian town of Saint-Narcisse-de-Rimouski holds an annual snowblower race at their winter carnival with a grand price of a heat pump. 96.7 The River reports this year’s winner was a souped up Honda.

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I was in that exact space a couple weeks ago, had no idea this was part of the Winter Carnival or might have tried to go watch. Totally keeping it in mind for 2018. Good Pokemon hunting there too, so extra bonus!

All of the progress that's been made on so many fronts, decades long uphill battles in many cases ... soon to be gone or in serious jeopardy. One can *hope* that the myriad of impending lawsuits, the depositions etc. etc. against this acid tongued, classless carnival barker will have an impact of some import ... not that Pence would be any kind of prize in my mind either [sigh]. I am deeply embarrassed and ashamed for our Nation. Those who would compromise their morals and values to cast a vote in support of this man/child for *any reason* speaks volumes as to their lack of character and conviction. Never underestimate the power and sheer magnitude of the easily duped. Color me incredulous and sincerely grieving for future generations

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YES, PLEASE.

Also, why do the authorities always wait until the city is over-run by mindless zombies? The first time someone turns into the undead, you drop a nuke on the city, update the maps, and pretend the whole thing never happened. You don't wait around until a multi-ethnic foursome show up with shotguns, witty banter and a love of stock cars and carnival rides. No, you go Fat Man on the fuckers ASAP and score an easy 57 hits on YouTube with the video.

HEY! Don't roll your eyes at me -- this at least twice as sane as anything Donald Trump's shit out in the last 48 hours!

"And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Wonder how nuts these animals would go if they walked into a House of Mirrors at a carnival. I'd love to see a meerkat clan in one.

Falling overboard is rare (23 incidents in 2013), but apparently Carnival is not the company to go with if you're worried about it (Carnival owns Royal Caribbean), they have 21 percent of the traffic worldwide, but half of the overboard incidents in the past ten years have come from Carnival ships.

It's really rare to be rescued in an overboard from a cruise ship. Successful rescues only happen every few years.

Yes... I guess I do have too much time on my hands. Thanks for bringing that up.

http://www.ibtimes.com/how-many-cruise-ship-passengers-go-overboard-each-year-1250127

the ass end looks like a cheap carnival ride

Come now wordsworth, that picture you've painted is worth a thousand harsh critics ....of the glaringly obvious reality of your poignant, yet eloquently simple phrasing!

(We'd throw some'o 'that cotton-candy money over to the carnival midway by the way to actually see that (if it was a twin sister's contortionist act) before we'd spend a DIME on any Transformer's flick!)

These are often sold at state fairs and carnivals, and called tornado potatos. There much of the appeal comes from watching it being made, so you wouldn't really want to cut out that part.

"a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken"

Seriously?? What??? LOL. I hope you're not one of those!