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This Is Not The Greatest Post In The World, No... (Mystery Talk Post)
Favourites
1) Winter
2) Some place in Pennsylvania (I’ve not traveled much)
3) The Lorax
4) Futurama
5) LIEZ
6) Original Star Wars Trilogy
7) %(#$@&
sharks are neat
9) Shot gunning wolves from a helicopter
10)Parents/friends Lame answer but different people mean different things to me
Which one?
11) Cat
12) Sweet
13) Cereal
14) Tan, but not baked
15) I likes to feel the blades of grass betwixt me toes
16) Desktop
17) Walk
18) comedy
19) Sex
20) Futurama
The Sift
21) http://www.videosift.com/video/Captain-Kirk-knows-how-to-treat-a-lady
22) “possibly the best music post ever…”
23) The most off the wall member is no longer a member
24) I’ve never given this any thought
25) Probably
26) Locking my keys out of my car at a police station
27) Schmawy’s cat of a thousand faces !!FREE SCHMAWY!!
28) none
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem
30) Siftbrew, it’ll help generate revenue for the site, and everyone can claim they made that last comment while under the influence
About you
31) Texas
32) non-smoker
33) right handed
34) Brown
35) Single
36) 5’11” and 9/10ths
37) nope
38) Has my tonsils out when I was very young
39) Eyes
40) Geek, dork, nerd, awesome
If you could...what, who, when etc
41) Hitler, give the world someone to unite against
42) Home for wayward republicans
43) Myself
44) Undergrad years were a blast
45) Laser eyes, gotta be laser eyes
46) What Would Jesus Drive
47) Being hit in the balls
48) An hour isn’t long enough to scream at congress
49) 1992
50) RULER OF YOU ALL
Captain Kirk dies like a bitch.
>> ^swampgirl:
Next Gen.. pshhh. There's not enough testosterone in the whole collective crew to fill ONE set of testicles.. and that INCLUDES Worf.
oh, come on - what about Wesley?
William Shatner Responds to Star Trek Director JJ Abrams
Captain Kirk was a young muscle bound dude. Captain Kirk DOES NOT have a perm or toupee. Captain Kirk DOES NOT have a gut. Thanks to JJ for not bringing him back in any way! I would fully support the rendering of the original cast into new movies. (Even if they were only as realistic as Shrek.)
Captain Kirk dies like a bitch.
DAMN PARAMOUNT TO HELL! Damn those writers and exes to a lifetime of festering ass boils and hemorrhoids!
This ending IS even worse than the one used. I would have thrown a fit. Instead the one used I just sat there w/ my mouth agape dumbfounded. I didn't start getting really pissed until the drive home.
Captain Kirk should have gone out IN FLAMES! FLAMES!!!! Literally man, on fire ..still kicking asses, making computers self destruct and kissing hot beehive haired yeomans and naked green women along the way.
I wanted to see him push Spock and McCoy into the last shuttle craft and he had to punch them out first, and flaming Kirk goes back to kicking yet more asses until he hits self destruct and blows he and Enterprise up over San Francisco while everyone screams and cheers!!!! KIIIRRRRRRRRKKK!!!!!
WOOT!! that's right!
(thanks Blankman I enjoyed this )
swampgirl (Member Profile)
For you, sweetheart... http://www.videosift.com/video/Captain-Kirk-dies-like-a-bitch
Physics Of The Impossible: Teleportation
pffft we already have the push-to-talk feature Captain Kirk had on his communicator at that rate, I want my teleportation now!
ps. "Teleportation" is such an impossible thing, the auto-dictionary is claiming it's not a word
Food Porn ~ Kobe Beef
Captain Kirk as I recall cheated on the Kobe Yashi Maroo scenario. Well, I dont know if he cheated, but he modified the scenario anyway.
Comedian Goes on Anti-Fox News Rant During Live Broadcast
On the other hand, page 1 through 200 of the captain kirk book.
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/vox/media/kirk.jpg
Comedian Goes on Anti-Fox News Rant During Live Broadcast
yes it's a real news show...Next up! How to fuck space chicks by Captain Kirk! Please stay tuned! Please?!
Comedian Goes on Anti-Fox News Rant During Live Broadcast
"Captain Kirk's Guide to Women" Yeah, that will look good on your bookshelf if you ever manage to get a girl anywhere near it.
Clever Water Pumps Count on Children Playing on Them
Narration by Captain Kirk.
"Sometimes...it's the simplest of ideas...thatcanchangetheworld...most profoundly?"
Roast Survey (Parody Talk Post)
Who would win in a fight? Captain Kirk or Captain Jean-Luc Picard
TV still has no f*cking idea how games work
"...and I have a captain kirk costume in my closet"
Wouldn't a Geordi La Forge costume make more sense?
NBC's 'Life' investigates Prince of Persia
I've seen Captain Kirk. You are no Captain Kirk. Guy seems more like a red shirt to me.
Nudist Colony of the Dead
Is there a "Jesushchristholyshitwhatthefuckwasthatgodawfulshit" channel? After seeing this I believe there should be one. Big upvote.
Nice zombie boobies, BTW. She may be green and stink of rotten flesh but, by God, Captain Kirk would still hit it. For the Enterprise, of course. He's a professional, ya know.
I'd promote this if I could.