The Japanese have made a computer program that can detect and translate canine sounds and expressions into human language. I submitted this clip for interpretation and the translation was: "Yummy yummy yummy yummy mine all mine yummy yummy yummy"

I, for one, welcome our new canine overlords.

I have never seen so much discussion on a Videosift thread. Over a dog.

Yeah, the cop is an asshole, and had no reason to shoot the dog in my mind. He's 5 times bigger and heavier than the dog, and had no reason to fear for his life.

BUT, whats more interesting is that everyones outraged over a DOG!

Hundreds or thousands die every day in the Congo, in Sudan, and in other African hellholes. Not so much as a peep from Western pop culture.

This is fucked up. Dunno why, but all the discussion over a dead canine sent me off - get over it. Let's get mad about HUMAN loss of life first, and then dedicate server space to talking about a dog.

We - we are the ones
We'll seal your fate, tear down your state, go get yo' guns
We - we came to fight
It's yo' disgrace, smash up your place, that's just polite

Once upon a time when crack was gold
And hip-hop was not yet platinum sold
I scoured the streets for stacks to fold
My mood like my hair was relaxed and blowed
I hated police and my teachers were beasts
My heat in the trunk of the classic Caprice
The one university, I knew the deal
So I cooked it, bagged it, put it on sale
Now philosophically you'd be opposed
to one inhaling coke via mouth or the nose
But economically I would propose
that you go eat a dick as employment froze
And I felt like an abandoned child
Left to fend for myself in the wild
While every courtroom, judge and gavel
were there to bury me under the gravel
Or at the bottom of the finest malt ale
Observe; you'll find without fail
That in every neighborhood and penitentiary
There exists many others who are similar to me and

We - we are the ones
We'll seal your fate, tear down your state, go get yo' guns
We - we came to fight
It's yo' disgrace, smash up your place, that's just polite

In later years I lost some peers
Who mixed burners with Belvedere
And took shots from gung-ho cashiers
The world was cold yet hell was near
So I seek for a kilo
And my stack got a little bit taller like Skee-Lo
A street CEO
There was all of this hell well and not one hero
The intensity was fortified
As I clenched five digits on the forty-five
Barely down at the retail store I would detail more
But I don't wish this action to be glorified
There was a plan I was eager to listen
To not sleep in the park in the fetal position
Having to wipe off canine fecal emission
Otherwise I'd survive without legal permission
It's an equal division and then we go to prison, which is a little decision
All I wanted was a Regal to glisten
And my kids would have meat in the kitchen and complete ammunition
It's a given once the people are driven that

We - we are the ones
We'll seal your fate, tear down your state, go get yo' guns
We - we came to fight
It's yo' disgrace, smash up your place, that's just polite

Get your work up! Get your work up!

We are born from the mildew, the rust, the heathenous lust
The dreams in the dust, the evidence flushed
The grieving is just, they're thieving from us
Insulted and cussed, this evening we bust
Appears unstable and under the table
We like free speech but we love free cable
We're taught from the cradle the Bill Gates fable
Which leads to high speeds in Buick LeSables
We have no excuses just great alibis
And poker faces you can't analyze
Our politicians sell our soul and our cries
With blood on their hands they can't sanitize
We're the have-nots, but we're also the gon'-gets
Not just talkin 'bout the Lex with the chrome kits
You can get that by yourself with the four-fifth
Let's all own shit then toast with Patron hits

from wikipedia

At least four species are also able to squirt an aimed stream of blood from the corners of the eyes for a distance of up to 3 feet. They do this by restricting the blood flow leaving the head, thereby increasing blood pressure and rupturing tiny vessels around the eyelids. This not only confuses predators, but also the blood tastes foul to canine and feline predators. It appears to have no effect against predatory birds. To avoid being picked up by the head or neck, horned lizards duck or elevate their head and orient their cranial horns straight up, or back. If a predator tries to take it by the body, the lizard drives that side of its body down into the ground so that the predator cannot easily get its lower jaw underneath the lizard.

>> ^rychan:
As a dog lover, that's pretty powerful stuff. Is there some context to this? Is there a wolf overpopulation in Alaska? Is this form of hunting actually any less humane than any other?
In my view, shooting such an intelligent animal is fairly inhumane. It's like hunting dolphins. But then it seems silly to say it's OK to shoot moose and deer because they're dumb.



Name one animal as smart as the canine family that humans consume for food.

Dear rougy,
According to my IQ results I can unequivocally state that I am not a bonehead and I do know that my mother is a Homo Sapien and not of the canine species thereby rendering your first sentence less than credible.
By whose standard is Iraq worse now than it ever was? Lets see some qualified analysis to back up that statement.
Wow! Over a million dead since we went in and 3 million are refugees. lets see some credible source for those ridiculous numbers.
Electricity in Baghdad is rationed but they are getting more than what you state but the problem is 1950's infrastructure that cannot be upgraded overnight plus the problem of a now free and open market that the Iraqis are taking advantage of and adding a tremendous load to the antiquated grid. When pet shops are selling $2500.00 parrots the folks are doing far better than you think http://www.fortmilltimes.com/106/story/275868.html
last but not least, using a tired and hackneyed profanity only shows insecurity, inability to communicate honestly and a pathetic sense of self importance.

Thanks for posting our video. Seemed like there were enough sad ads about rescue dogs, we thought maybe we'd get some humans' attention with something fun. If you're a canine and you need to sound off about how much your humans drive you crazy, join us on the dog blog at http://www.luluandlolly.com/dlog.asp

Did you see the way that canine was waggin' her tail? She was askin for it! I tell ya that bitch had it comin.
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This ultra cuteness does not make up for the fact that our crappy little lhasa apso bitch ate my cute, fuzzy, yellow baby duckling Delson when I was 5 leading me to a lifelong path of hatred for all things canine!

... It is pretty damn cute though.

This explains the disturbing trend of more Canadian geese coming into the U.S. and carrying out anti-canine hate crimes. It's sick I tell ya.

Dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Canine-Freestyle-most-famous-duo
*discard

I suppose it was given the tiger moniker from its stripes, but the gaping jaw looks like pure canine.

Ah, classic cartoon cheese. The heroes and villians talking to themselves and stating the obvious. Aquaman attempting to swing an ancor around underwater for momentum while its drawn completely straight. Aquaman suddenly appearing in the submarine. Aquaman stopping a small fire by wiping out every coastal city in the western hemisphere. They just don't make cartoons like that anymore.

The ultra cheese and uselessness of Aquaman got me thinking of some other worthless heroes that should be thrown into the Justice League cartoons. They need to tap into Section 8. This includes what could even possibly be Dag's favorite hero, the Defenestrator.

Sixpack: Team leader, whose special ability is grotesque drunkenness and beating villains with broken-off liquor bottles.

Bueno Excelente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latino in an overcoat who "defeats evil with the power of perversion." Generally, the only thing he says will be "Bueno", often preceded by a creepy chuckle. It is strongly implied that he violated Kyle Rayner in some way [2].

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman. His assaults on police officers landed him in Arkham Asylum.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

Friendly Fire: A large, hapless man in a red cowl, Friendly Fire would easily be the most powerful of Section 8's heroes if he were to shoot anything other than allies with the potent bolts of energy he fires from his hands.

Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking French caricature who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baton and occasionally blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.

Flemgem: A sickly, thin, bald man in a green suit and a purple domino mask who has the ability to produce and expel large volumes of phlegm, which can blind, suffocate, or simply gross out evildoers.

Shakes: A thin, hairy vagrant who upsets people through stutters and an overall shaking palsy. He is a frequent, accidental target of Friendly Fire.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(comics)

lol, from sleep to chowing down in .42 seconds, that has to be a canine record