This has no edge, no anything. I love Brent Spiner, but this is... bland.

looks like he's getting cues from off camera>> ^ghark:

wow the dog has good timing.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

He should take up a collection for a trip to the groomer.


That was after the grooming.

Your video, Accordion dog plays "I can't give you anything but love"., has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Best ban-spam evar.

In reply to this comment by morin2010:
Hello Dear,
My name is MORIN i saw you profile today and became intrested in you and i
want you to contact me back through my pravite email
here ( morin.odily@yahoo.co.uk) so that i can give you my photo for you to know whom i am,
and rember that distance or colour doesn't matter anything but love matters allot in life,
am waiting for your reply.

MORIN

1. I had an ex-boyfriend violently try to kill himself in front of me. It fucked me up and I dropped out of life for about four years. All my friends gave up on trying to get me out of my shell. As of right now, I have no physical friends aside from my family. I beat myself up about shutting everyone out so completely.

2. I also have an ex-boyfriend who is on death row and he's been there for 8 years. He killed some police officers and when they were fleeing, my friend Allen was gunned down.

3. I had a boyfriend who drowned in a lake. I don't like to call him an ex because we never broke up. He died. It's been almost ten years and I still go to his old LiveJournal and read all the entries and cry.

4. I had a terrifying experience in New Orleans when I was 16. It never showed itself to me, but made awful tapping noises all over my hotel room. Whenever I tried to wake up my parents, it would stop. I was so very very scared.. Even typing this now, I have to repress the urge to cry and turn on all my lights. I'm sweating. When I went to sleep that night, I curled against the headboard, with my back out towards the room. I woke up in the morning and took a hot shower and when I turned around, the hot water stung on my back. I looked at my back in the mirror and there were three long scratches spanning diagonally from the tops of my shoulders to my waist. Even though they had obviously bled and scabbed, there was no blood on my shirt or on the bra I had been wearing. That experience really fucked up my religious beliefs. I like to say that I'm a complete atheist, but whenever I say that, I think back to that night and I'm afraid of what an afterlife is and who or what exists in it.

5. I'm leaking breast milk all over my legs right now, but I'm ignoring the mess.

6. Mensa tried to recruit me as a little girl and it freaked me out. They sent so many letters and called to speak to me all the time. They tried to talk to me at school but I was convinced they were some kind of cult. Plus, they wanted me to spend my summer taking classes and doing homework. Crazy fuckers.

7. I had some rare kind of nerve cancer as a teenager and they cut the tumor from my chin when I was 16. The tumor and the consequent surgery left the lower part of my face numb and my lower lip a bit unresponsive. I drool on myself sometimes and when it's pointed out, I vehemently tell them I had cancer. It makes me laugh at how they scramble to apologize.

8. I used to be really into music and I've played with several bands, ranging from rock to jazz to blues to just jamming. I was really into it and I loved performing at dives and all the free beer. No one cards you when you're the band. But after my ex tried to kill himself, I fell out of that world, too. I regret that more than anything. I love music.. Now I just play for me and somehow it's not the same.

9. I play piano, clarinet, alto and soprano recorders[Hey, those are real instruments, too!], cello, violin, guitar, bass, any stringed instrument really, drum kit, hand drums, etc etc. I haven't really found an instrument I couldn't play. I like to sing a lot. My baby loves it when I sing. That pleases me greatly!! He's my number on fan.

10. I was expelled the last semester of my senior year from high school for doodling in my notebook a stick figure with a crude gun pointed at its head. It was accompanied by the sentence "I hate chemistry." The teacher walked by and saw it, seized it and dragged me to the principal. I was arrested for threatening students with a handgun. [My drawing wasn't specific, I mean, it could have been a sawed-off shotgun?? It was more of a sideways L..] I got 9 months of probation and had to get my diploma by correspondence. It was hilarious and fucked up all at the same time.

11. I had a neighbor freak out on cocaine and whatever else that guy was on. He came over and kept my roommates and I hostage and screamed at us about "sounding out" at night. He also put my roommate's Diamonda Galas CD on and played it full volume. That's what got the police there. Thank God for Diamonda's screeching voice or my other neighbor's wouldn't have called the cops. He also tried to strangle our cat. When the police finally busted down the back door, he was screaming about how he would kill us all. The cops took him to the ground and he told them he was the mayor and they would be fired. Heh.

12. I've been the victim of rape many times. I wonder sometimes if I have an aura that tells people it's ok to hurt me like that..

13. When my baby cried for almost 7 hours straight, I honestly contemplated smothering him. I feel evil because of that.

14. I had a college reading level by fourth grade and teachers would get upset that I wanted to read during recess. I read the same books as my mother and father and of course, some had "questionable" content. Whenever they confiscated one of my books, my dad would get royally pissed and scream at them over the phone. I still love to read. I read compulsively. I read all the labels of everything I buy just because. When I take a shit, if there's nothing to read, I read the back of the shampoo or whatever is close by. To my utter shame, I have read harlequin romance novels. I'll read anything within arms reach, even if it's utter shite. I really love a good book, though. Don't get me wrong!

15. I won a national short story contest for children when I was 12. The story was about a demon who disemboweled hapless victims during one cold winter night. I only really remember one part where the entrails steamed in the snow. What the fuck was wrong with those judges??

16. I talk way, way too much.

17. I have CPS involved in my life because I tested positive in my urine for marijuana when I went to the hospital to deliver my son. I hadn't smoked pot in almost six months. The CPS people call me a liar, but I'm not fucking lying. I read that pot can sometimes be detected up to 90 days after, but it had been twice that. Now I have to go to counseling twice a week for 6 months and they randomly drop by and drug test. They assess my whole house each time and write it up when I don't do the goddamn dishes. I hate CPS. Where were they when I was being abused as a child? Why didn't they care about rape and physical abuse? They ignored me when I begged for help..

18. I'm often way too candid.

19. I hold a grudge like a mother fucker. I try very very hard not to hate certain people. But I often fail.

20. I really love VideoSift. I used to be really into IRC. I have a long history of communicating and making friends over the internet. But the Sift is my favorite. I stopped for a long time and it was really hard not to come here and browse. I would find myself absent-mindedly typing the url. Oi.

21. I'm really into Facebook. It's the only way I talk to my estranged family and friends.

22. I love music, if you can't tell by the stuff I sift. Any and all types of music, except for bad music. Har har. Farhad's queue is one of my favorite places to peruse.

23. When I bare my soul to people, it never ever turns out right.

24. I tend to over-punctuate!!@!!!@1!!11!1!@!111one

25. I love to smile and be cheerful. I find humor in even the most dire of tragedies and I often get flack from that. People don't understand it, I guess.

Well... I used to be a bit of a mountain biker.. so bore me with your cycling. I still don't know how to swim despite growing up going to a lake house every weekend.

I'm not a good fighter. Don't want to be. Talk to me anytime.


In reply to this comment by dannym3141:
I'm too experienced at it, my ability betrays my experience, and that's a crying shame and a waste of many days of my life, and a pointless skill to have.

Have no concern whatsoever, i like you very much and i would love to talk to you again any time about anything. I love cycling and swimming. Take your pick of these topics and i will begin at length to bore you to death.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
You don't have to like me, and that's ok. I'm sorry I have pissed you off in some way... I only intended to defend myself.

I very much agree life is too short. Im not one for conflict. Im no good at it, and I loathe it.

In reply to this comment by dannym3141:
Forget the whole thing. You're wonderful and i love you. Life's too short for this.

I'm too experienced at it, my ability betrays my experience, and that's a crying shame and a waste of many days of my life, and a pointless skill to have.

Have no concern whatsoever, i like you very much and i would love to talk to you again any time about anything. I love cycling and swimming. Take your pick of these topics and i will begin at length to bore you to death.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
You don't have to like me, and that's ok. I'm sorry I have pissed you off in some way... I only intended to defend myself.

I very much agree life is too short. Im not one for conflict. Im no good at it, and I loathe it.

In reply to this comment by dannym3141:
Forget the whole thing. You're wonderful and i love you. Life's too short for this.

Upvote for anything Firefly. Love this Series.

It's funny that people are saying you'd have to write racist stuff to get a similar rise out of urban locales.

Is it really that wrong for any sane person to react with anger to racism (which is real hate) versus the overblown reaction these guys got for what isn't technically a harmful/hateful phrase (if anything, endorsing love in all its forms).

Woops, sorry, I should be more careful. I was just making a (lame) cryptic joke about the social etiquette rule to not talk about either at the dinner table - and here they are talking about both. It was meant to be a completely unrelated thought, but I can totally see how you would've seen them as part of a whole, sorry again for causing the confusion.

If anything I love seeing them mixed together in lively & witty debates.

Suggestion for the Sift: can we distinguish between "real" nsfw and a Videosift "PG" rating? Having two seperate levels would be worthwhile to distinguish between one-off swears (i.e., the "thinking of the children" reaction) vs. full-on nsfw profanity-laced-Shatner-roast-ish tirades?

From Youtube page:
Harry Harlow, American research psychologist, was responsible for some of the most controversial experiments to have been performed in animal laboratories.
On his 'Rape Rack', disturbed female monkeys were forced to breed against their will. In the 'Pit of Despair' baby monkeys were hung upside down in total darkness for up to two years. And with the 'Iron Maiden', infant primates were confronted by a placid surrogate mother that began suddenly to tear at their flesh.
So what motivated Harry Harlow to conduct such disturbing experiments? Experiments that made Harlow the 'poster boy' of the animal rights movement in the United States. Bizarrely, the answer is love. Harry Harlow's work was an attempt to understand the nature of love, particularly that between mother and child.
According to Harlow's defenders, it is work we benefit from today. Defenders maintain that Harlow revolutionised and brought warmth to the way we parent infants. That he influenced crucial policies which operate in children's homes, social service agencies and the birthing industry in Britain and throughout the world today.
Can cruelty teach us anything about love?
First aired on More4 in the UK on 4th December 2005.

I wonder what the bible says about WMD's? Twist the words around and you can have the bible explain anything. I love my brother so much but he doesn't believe in fossils because of the bible. *Sigh*