Missed opportunity. You should've said, "What are you smiling about? I was talking about me sitting in this chair while I fucked your corpse."

See? Oh, and then throw something in there about Anne Frank in case she's Jewish.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Here's something that I'll leave public:

I just came from OfficeMax, where I went to buy a new executive chair for my computer desk. There was a cute gal who was helping me pick the right one. (Mind you I didn't need help, but who am I to turn down assistance from an attractive clerk?) After I tried out several of them she asked me if I liked a particular one, so I said "Yes, this one. But do you think it can support the weight of two people?" Too much? She smiled; it seemed genuine, not a polite-but-secretly-offended smile.

Should I mention that my son was with me, but he was over in the next aisle, also trying out chairs?

She was strong too. She carried that chair in its box from the storage room to the counter like it was a helium beach ball. I wonder if she would dress up like Wonder Woman? Her hair was short and red, but I'm flexible.

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Ohmigod. Anne Frank was like SO amazing!!!

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hey CP, I live in a constant state of frustration as well....wait till they pour out of the cities, looking for safe haven....have to be like Anne Frank's mum n' dad...keep college profs and atheists in the cellar...

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I've always wanted to hear a woman cover this song (and a lot of neutal milk hotel songs, actually). Preferrably a woman with an Irish lilt. Good songs, but not the biggest fan of his voice.

Anne Frank's diary is an amazing thing,... itself a testament to the beauty of humanity as it documents the horror we're capable inflicting.