It should also be able to interject witty sayings and introduce fresh topics when the conversation dies down (default alt.pop.tv.reality.gossip).

I saw her and Kid Koala live, I love this song. Some of her songs are up on her site. http://www.lederhosenlucil.com/

Lederhosen Lucil is a Canadian alt/pop/country/rap/synth/techno musician whose real name is Krista Muir. She plays two vintage Yamaha keyboards while singing to produce a variety of music stylings.

Krista was born in Kingston, Ontario. As a child she took piano lessons and listened to music such as The Ramones, The Clash and The Pet Shop Boys. She also watched the television show Pee Wee's Playhouse almost religiously and regards Pee Wee Herman as one of her greatest idols.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lederhosen_lucil