*actionpack adrenaline rush!

Only now do I behold the true awesomeness of cat farts. You are honestly a visionary. I don't know if I ever laughed this much at any action of my own. Oh goodness, there's only so many things one can say/do to entertain themselves as much as posting videos of farting felines on the net.

Wow.

Now that the endorphin/adrenaline rush is almost over, I am kind of sorry for posting such a reply to a serious post, but I just had this sudden feeling that I needed to do something rather absurd. I'm quite sure you know what I mean.

P.S. I know you'll tell me to stop hitting on you in a gay manner, but to be fair, you just can't blame a heterosexual male for a perfectly natural desire to suck your big, throbbing cock and swallow your hot sperm.

SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
My Last Breath

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Dehumanization

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Lean Back

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Rythm of the Rain

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
100% Pure Love

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Capitalism Stole My Virginity

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Spin Out

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Lost In A Contraption

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Steelbath Suicide

WHAT IS 2+2?
Black Sunshine

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Adrenaline Rush

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Blind Eye Halo

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Mulambo

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Fire and Water

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Dead Alone

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I Am Legend / Out For Blood

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Damage Case

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Lyla

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Express Yourself

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Never Enough

WHATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Shoulda Known Better

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Halcyon

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Superhero of the Computer Rage

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
I Put a Spell on You

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Jam

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Chariots of Fire

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Organ Grinder

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Andromeda

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Everything is an End

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Gotta love your twisted imagination there, lucky

Anyway, this reminds me all too well of a similar joke my wife pulled on me some 6 months ago. The scare lasted mere seconds, definitely couldn't have been more than 20. Not worth going into detail of the whole "prank" now, suffice to say that my beard (if I don't shave for some 3 days) is so obviously going silvery white right now it actually shines blond/white in sunlight; on top of that anybody within a foot of me can see chunks of gray hair on my temples.

Thing is, I'm 20.

In my rather brief and quiet lifetime before this I'd had a rather "rich" bouquet of experiences; helped people with dismembered fingers/hands, folks that have been hit by cars, one unlucky fella who'd been hit by a train, seen burning corpses and been stabbed myself. The real life rotten.com package. And always, despite (a manageable) adrenaline rush it was rather easy to keep my cool.

Now NOTHING of the aforementioned could have prepared me for the scare of my life when my dumbstruck brain had to contemplate the notion my wife might have just died.

Sorry to go all life-story on you guys, as it really wasn't anything I needed to get off my chest, but the crystal clear moral of my story I wanted to convey is:

kids/people, please don't do this kind of thing to your loved ones. Having your heart racing at 240+ beats per minute isn't that cool, really.

@deathcow: It's usually the ones that talk about how big it is that have the size "issue". Not saying that you do, but it is a red flag to the ladies so you might wanna keep that talk on the dl IRL.

I wonder if there's an actual scientific study done linking the propensity to drive fast (or other adrenaline rushes) to penis size. Sometimes that same "small penis" link is attributed to guys with large pickup trucks or guys with nice cars, or souped up rides. Pretty much if you don't drive a beat down car (or a 68 Cadillac Coupe DeVille) you run the risk of being thought of as having a small penis.

In the village I grew up I once saw a guy bungeejump down when his cord snapped. He plummeted down on the mat below him, bounced off on a fence and broke his neck. He survived, but is in a wheelchair now. After seeing that, I would never go and do this. Doing this reverse must give a huge adrenaline rush though. Looks like a combination of a base jump and a bungeejump actually

Great clip... gives you a feel for the adrenaline rush involved in theft and helps me understand the Winona Ryders of the world. I wonder what was done with the car after the show.

A couple links about this zip line at Sun City in South Africa. The maker (UnReal) has more photos and videos.

UnReal
http://www.unrealonline.info/

"UNREAL is currently one of the world leaders in the design construction and utilisation of extreme zip slides. There is at present no one else doing zip slides on this scale in the world especially as a commercial venture."

Wildlife Africa
http://www.wildlifeafrica.co.za/sunactiv.html

"PRONUTRO ZIP 2000 - the longest zip slide in the world. The zip slide is 280 meters high, two kilometers long, reaches a speed of 140 kilometers per hour and guarantees a four minute unadulterated adrenalin rush. ... At times 100m high and at other times only 4.5m above the ground. The cable runs from the top of the 280m high koppie and the other is attached to the top of a mast 2km away. "

This is so F&@#&^ awesome. Oh that I could be in the audience to lend my hearty applause to this exhibition of talent. She had me at the first jar and by jar number 3 I tell you I am still riding high on the adrenaline rush. YES rachel YES bang it hard baby and lets all watch it gently screw off. I heard she finished this by telling every audience member to look under the seat and she GAVE them each a Boskovitch Farms rubber band.

i think one would have been sufficient ... but one can never tell when an angry person is going to get another surge from their adrenaline rush ... i don't think he was taz'd a 3rd time though, james ... i heard the officer say to do it again, but i think the officer in control of the taser realized that might be a bit excessive.

i think they handled it pretty well seeing that guy was HUGE!!!!! there would have been no way those cops would have been able to control him.

sorry ... a little too violent for my vote!

swampgirl ... your comment has me giggling away! i thought i was the only one who noticed! LOL

and yes, that was the "flight or fight" adrenaline rush that you always hear about. it is quite real and this video shows both examples of it with the guard fighting and the 2 customers taking flight.

Can't even imagine what the cost is for that 2 minutes of adrenaline rush. Cool vid!

@obscenesimian: What's your ACTUAL experience? What MA do you study, or courses or training programs have you participated in? Do you teach? Do you compete? On top of that, how much LEO experience and/or beat time do you have? If you know enough about judo tournaments and MMA competitions and the like as well as physical confrontations between LEOs and perps, then you should know that the use of chokes and strangles are safe in application primarily because of the knowledge of the fighters competing, and that competitions are the closest thing to "real life" training as possible. Let's take a look at the factors you say are not present in competitions but are present in "real life":

1. The health of the persons being choked: Ok, last time I checked, MMA fighters had no problem choking out opponents who they just finished punching repeatedly from many different positions and angles. On top of that, there are basically no health factors that makes chokes "more dangerous" for any given person than other, although it may make the chokes more effective (in terms of time until unconsciousness). This is as opposed to tasers, which can, for instance, disrupt a pacemaker for somebody with a heart condition.

2. Excess adrenaline: Competitions are high-adrenaline environments. The whole concept of judo shiai and the like is that the competitions mimic the kind of environment of a "real life" situation, in terms of adrenaline rushes and other stress-related anatomical reactions. That's why all good grappling arts train for larger bodypart locks, like keylocks and armbars - people have realized that the adrenaline dump from all the stress causes a lot of loss in terms of fine motor coordination, so it's much better to rely on gross motor coordination.

3. Malice: Last time I checked, judo, sambo, wrestling, MMA, and all other serious full-contact fighting sports have competitions in which the main goal is to throw, lock, choke, and/or beat the crap out of one's opponent. Malice? Oh, yeah.

4. Poor training: Well, DUH. Obviously police need to be trained. You think it would be any different than if police were just handed guns and told, "Ok, safety off, point and pull the trigger"? All combat skills need to be trained to be effective and controlled.

Also, people well-trained in submission grappling arts know the effects of all their chokes, blood and air. Even if the ref doesn't stop the fight, I know the approximate times that my opponent will lose consciousness, will suffer permanent damage, and regain consciousness after the chokehold is released. Without a ref, properly LEOs just choke the perp until he loses consciousness, then release the hold, lay him down and deal with him. And there's no need for medical personnel: the guy gets choked out, you lay him on his side until he regains consciousness, he wakes up without any permanent damage. That's it.

And no, that is definitely not why the Taser was developed. The Taser was developed to reduce the number of FIREARM-related deaths. FIREARM-RELATED DEATHS. That's why it's so ridiculous that a taser was used in this situation. It was completely inappropriate and out of line.

If people were better educated, especially the paper pushers making all the decisions on what LEO training/equipment should be, none of this would be a problem. But this is sadly not the case, which is why we are now all being entertained by a non-threatening but annoying idiot being zapped multiple times by two pissed off cops who don't know the proper methods for dealing with the punk.

WOW... What an Adrenaline Rush...