>> ^carrot:

WAIT! Don't we need someone to bitch about how the monkey (sorry...Gibbon) probably hurt its feet and how to torment a creature like that is sick and horrible and you all suck?


Nah, it's pretty obvious it has already done this before. Probably the only fun it has all day.

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This, dear Watson, is no monkey. This is a Gibbon, of the Ape family (notice...no tail). They are the fastest and most agile of all tree-dwelling, non-flying mammals. Thus, Acrobatic, and either threatening the guy, or courting him.

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Pahoittelen, Minttu.

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Tip o' the hat to you for trying
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>> ^Ryjkyj:

>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^swedishfriend:
This is closer to acrobatics than parkour...
-Karl

There's definitely elements of parkour here mate, along with his gymnastics, I'm not sure what you mean

This video is missing the appeal of seeing someone do tricks on the street. Getting from one place to another in a creative way, while using objects and obstacles that everyone sees every day, in a way that they were not intended to be used.
I think it's still a cool video, but it's mostly just springboard stuff. Shit, I can double-tuck off a spring board, but I can hardly run up two flights of stairs.


You are right, I wasn't paying much attention. There were a couple of moves off buildings, but doesn't really warrant the tag does it. Seen a few videos of him doing parkour here and there, not really a stretch of the imagination considering how gravity doesn't seem to exist to the guy!

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^swedishfriend:
This is closer to acrobatics than parkour...
-Karl

There's definitely elements of parkour here mate, along with his gymnastics, I'm not sure what you mean


This video is missing the appeal of seeing someone do tricks on the street. Getting from one place to another in a creative way, while using objects and obstacles that everyone sees every day, in a way that they were not intended to be used.

I think it's still a cool video, but it's mostly just springboard stuff. Shit, I can double-tuck off a spring board, but I can hardly run up two flights of stairs.

>> ^swedishfriend:

This is closer to acrobatics than parkour...
-Karl


There's definitely elements of parkour here mate, along with his gymnastics, I'm not sure what you mean

This is closer to acrobatics than parkour...
-Karl

there was some serious acrobatics in this video. No shit.

transcript:

Dear Benny, hi, how are ya? Love the hat by the way.

You may not have noticed but I've been absent for awhile,
I wanted to tell you why and how I've been finding my own style.
A new way of looking at the world beyond the errors of the past.
You see I've read all of your teachings and cant see how they'll last.
Where angels feared to tread has now become the beaten track
but for every step that we took forward, the church took two steps back.

It took you four hundred years just to pardon Galileo,
while the murderer of Hypatia still enjoys his saintly halo.
It was these hypocrisies of the church, that drove me from the flock
though I still clung to the ideas and kept some belief in stock
that Jesus really loved me and god was close at hand
and the day was fast approaching when we'd find the promised land.

When people could stand together and colour wouldn't mean a thing
but i slowly began to realise, thats not the message that god brings.
He constantly plays favourites setting nations against each other
tearing apart families, pitting brother against brother.
The jew and the gentile, the muslim and infidel,
the terrorist gaining heaven while their victims go to hell.

This god isn't worth my worship or the thanks that he demands,
and things have gotten so much better now the powers in our own hands.
Life expectancy has tripled, smallpox has been made extinct.
Our eyes pierced the veil of heaven and what was hazy is now distinct.
A cacophony of symphonies all composed in mathematics,
a ballet of matter and energy performing cosmic acrobatics.

Why didn't your book tell me I was born of a supernova.
Instead demanding belief in what an ancient madman told ya.
Houses can't catch leprosy, epilepsy's not possession
and when it comes to sex what the fucks with your obsession
with what grown men and women do in the privacy of their own home.
Why do you care where they put it? You've got problems of your own.

You let suffer the little children while the paedophiles protected,
the people wanted a shepard but its a wolf that was elected.
You spread disease and misery with every denial of tested science
so people remain upon their knees out of terror and compliance
so please excuse my harshness after breaking religions spell,
and if by chance your god is real, I'll save you a seat in hell.

*promote and this had better not be a dupe...

I looked at every vid that came up with the tag acrobat -- if this is a dupe, please hold off until the promote wears off and then dupe it.

We really do need a thingy where the promote follows the dupe... please? pretty please???