It's a dupe - bryce made this comment, in the original, which is in the newer embed as well
>> ^brycewi19:
"Where's my microphone?"
"You don't have a microphone."
"Well that f ks up the illusion!"
Now THAT is good ventriloquist comedy and addresses the audience's suspension of belief.
If it weren't a comedy act, one would have to believe that she is nearing full-blown schizophrenia!

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"

No it's not! Cut it out.

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Show me the funniest thing you've ever seen on the sift.

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Meh, not funny but she is hot.

Show me the funniest thing you've ever seen on the sift.

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Meh, not funny but she is hot.

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up vote for female ventriloquist that on its own is pretty rare. unless you count dead silence the movie.

She's an OK ventriloquist and moderately attractive but about as funny as a bout of food poisoning. Seriously needs to work on better material... The only funny bit was the microphone. Everything else was weak.

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Yes! I think there are a couple of clips of that on the Sift.

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>> ^dag:
I love how she plays with the whole psychology of ventriloquism

Did you ever watch "Soap"? Chuck and Bob were insanely funny - literally.

Getting mocked by a ventriloquist must be the worst experience ever because the hilarity is purply based on ventriloquism and especially in this case where ventriloquism is exposed so she is practically saying it right to her face without a pun intended and gets away with it.

Still, was funny and a breath of fresh air in the ventrilo-business

"Where's my microphone?"
"You don't have a microphone."
"Well that f**ks up the illusion!"

Now THAT is good ventriloquist comedy and addresses the audience's suspension of belief.

If it weren't a comedy act, one would have to believe that she is nearing full-blown schizophrenia!

>> ^dag:
I love how she plays with the whole psychology of ventriloquism

Did you ever watch "Soap"? Chuck and Bob were insanely funny - literally.

The ventriloquists' puppet was a sweet touch Family-rape-orgy was never this fun.

The corpse ventriloquist was hilarious!

Damn, he's such a likeable guy. So let's make fun of his nationality! Freshly cut and pasted from the green fields of the interntet I bring you...

NORWEGIAN JOKES!

So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life."

And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low railings."

And...

So what's the difference between a Norwegian and a canoe?
Well, a canoe will sometimes tip.

Then there's...

In the middle of the show, a guy stands up and yells at the ventriloquist, "HEY!
You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! Cut it out!"
And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. They're only jokes!"
And the guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the little guy!"