I hate to say it, Santa.
But you're acting like a dick
You should give presents to everyone that's good
and not just to your personal clique.

If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I'll let you be my boyfriend all bearded fat and horny.
Oh yeah. Oh Yeah.

What does Jesus have to do with you?
You got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo.
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis.
Oh yeah.

So I don't think he's the son of God.
I think he was still a nice boy.
If you ask yourself what would Jesus do
He'd say give the Jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.

Don't be a douche.
What would Jesus do?
He'd say give the jew girl toys.

Claus? Claus?
Is that German?
Santa Klaus. SANTA KLAUS!

You made a list and I checked it twice
And there is nobody named Silverman or Moskowitz or Weiss.
You have a list. Well Schindler did too.
Liam Neeson played him.
Tim Allen played you.

Give the jew girl to-o-o-o-oys.
Don't be a douche.
What would Jesus do?
He'd say give the jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.

It's a darn good film and I have it on DVD, though it clearly could be better.
Bats is clearly depicted as a big guy in the comics and little old Bale doesn't really strike me as the right guy, though as the clip proves, along with others, he's a pretty good Bruce Wayne.

I often thought that Liam Neeson would be a good Batman, albeit an older one. He's possibly the best actor in this film as well.