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Just Add Water | A Really Great Big Story
From Sea monkey to Aryan Nation member. This Jewish man seems to be at odds with himself
Horrible Conditions in Dent County Jail
Why? Because you hate humanbeings? That would be unpopular for sure, considering only humanbeings care about popularity. Unless you hate humans in comparison to your love for kittens -- that would be VERY popular.
Go on then, tell us your unpoopular opinion about popping out at parties. *sees through you -- or around you -- oh GOD it's a three-headed monkey comin' right for us. Shoot it!!*
My opinions on this would be mostly unpopular, I think.
More Evidence Trump Can't, Or At Least Won't Read
In Trump's mind, he is the BEST reader there is. That is why he can't read. If big Oil and gas wants a pipeline, that's all there is to know! Why read long reports from the EPA or environmental scientists? ("God dammit, they're trying to get me to read and comprehend these things again - lets get rid of em!") Big Oil needs a hand out, and that's what Trump does, he gives/receives handjobs from the nastiest of the nasty, or if he wants it and it is unwilling - he grabs it like a big ol' wild animal/monkey man that he is. TRUMP = ORANGE MONKEY that huffed too much corporate paint.
My dad was a CEO of a huge company - a self-made man (rip), he was dyslexic - but at least he learned about his disadvantage and figured out how to somewhat overcome it and use it to his advantage. What I'm saying is he tried to learn and overcome and succeeded. Trump is just a munchkin who was handed everything; an ego-maniac in great need of my favorite chemical for delivering pure ego-death to humble his ass down for the rest of his life and expand in understanding and awareness. I posted an animation video on here about Trump getting "it" but even then (as in the video the conclusion was): he may just be too stupid.
Alligator Jumps Into Boat
I'm an apex predator who's nearly as old as the dinosaurs, and you're a johnny come lately monkey who cant even be bothered to hold his camera the right way.
You could have captured me in my full reptilian glory, it would have been awesome. You know what? Fuck this I'm outta here! I hope you at least remember how to use those opposable thumbs of yours to change your pants properly.
TLDR Proof that alligators hate vertical video.
'Spy Monkey' Mistaken For Dead Baby And Mourned By Troop
If they really wanted to disguise the camera, why would they not camouflage it to look like a tree branch or something?
Obviously they're going to notice the monkey!!
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'Spy Monkey' Mistaken For Dead Baby And Mourned By Troop
Now they're going to have to find a new monkey dummy, they can't exactly send that one back to the colony.
'Spy Monkey' Mistaken For Dead Baby And Mourned By Troop
Those monkeys just got punked.
Brilliant Accidents
The idea that the universe is expanding into or through space is a commonly held false concept,and repeating this false concept only helps to spread this false concept. This same rule applys to the monkeys comment. Modern humans are not monkeys, people,are apes.
Brilliant Accidents
The universe isn't expanding into space, the universe IS space ,and space is expanding. Also.people are not monkeys,or, talking monkeys.
Amazon Alexa Gone Wild
Oh, there's gonna be some spanking but unless that particular monkey is name Alexa, you're only half-right.
You'll have to leave the room kid, Alexa has been naughty again and needs to be spanked.
Tesla Predicts a 2 Car Crash Ahead of Driver
I take offence to your slander, I'm not a monkey, I'm a hairless ape
But no more monkeys piloting fast moving lumps of metal on open roads.
They Pay A Guy To Pull Up Models Pants..Who Knew?!
Guess theres a rule - don't mess with the clothes monkey boy
https://youtu.be/2E4xXiqyEb0
Tesla Predicts a 2 Car Crash Ahead of Driver
Yep, driving a car will be something you do recreationally at certain areas (racetracks, off road etc)
But no more monkeys piloting fast moving lumps of metal on open roads. Personally, I can't wait for my car to drive me home from the pub!
Driving your own car will soon be seen as archaic and frowned upon. Soon after it will be reserved to certain service vehicles as manually driving a regular fast moving heavy object is seen as dangerous (which it is). Tesla is the first wave towards real automation out in daily life, and thank the maker it's coming.