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How to deactivate a crying baby
And also a method for lobsters.
Family Guy - Peter Griffin - Iraq Lobster [Extended Version]
The B-52's Rock Lobster:
http://youtu.be/szhJzX0UgDM>> ^NaMeCaF:
I assume this is meant to be parodying some original song. What song is it though?
Great Dane stuck in a tub
>> ^gwiz665:
![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/tongue.gif)
takes of pants
I am now a giant snake.
>> ^ant:
>> ^gwiz665:
I take on many forms to seduce my prey, be it woman, tub or athropod.
>> ^ant:
Gwiz665 is a dog?
Prove it. So now, you're a lobster alien/Zoidberg.
Take of WHAT pants?
Great Dane stuck in a tub
*takes of pants*
I am now a giant snake.
>> ^ant:
>> ^gwiz665:
I take on many forms to seduce my prey, be it woman, tub or athropod.
>> ^ant:
Gwiz665 is a dog?
Prove it. So now, you're a lobster alien/Zoidberg.
Great Dane stuck in a tub
>> ^gwiz665:
I take on many forms to seduce my prey, be it woman, tub or athropod.
>> ^ant:
Gwiz665 is a dog?
Prove it. So now, you're a lobster alien/Zoidberg.
HenningKO
(Member Profile)
I have no idea why, but I absolutely love your "Mod Lobster."
Vinegaroons Mating Ritual
They look a bit like lobsters, don't they? Makes me realize why some people regard consuming lobster to be equivalent to eating giant bugs, especially when you think about their little black eyeballs and bug-like antennae, etc.
Some Little Bug Is Going to Find You
In these days of indigestion it is oftentimes a question
As to what to eat and what to leave alone.
Every microbe and bacillus has a different way to kill us
And in time they all will claim us for their own.
There are germs of every kind in every food that you can find
In the market or upon the bill of fare.
Drinking water's just as risky as the so-called "deadly" whiskey
And it's often a mistake to breathe the air.
Cho: For some little bug is going to get you someday.
Some little bug will creep behind you some day.
Then he'll send for his bug friends
And all your troubles they will end,
For some little bug is gonna find you someday.
The inviting green cucumber, it's most everybody's number
While sweetcorn has a system of its own.
Now, that radish seems nutritious, but its behavior is quite vicious
And a doctor will be coming to your home.
Eating lobster, cooked or plain, is only flirting with ptomaine,
While an oyster often has a lot to say.
And those clams we eat in chowder make the angels sing the louder
For they know that they'll be with us right away.
For some little bug is going to get you someday.
Some little bug will creep behind you some day.
Eat that juicy sliced pineapple ;and the sexton dusts the chapel
Oh, yes, some little bug is gonna find you some day.
When cold storage vaults I visit, I can only say, "What is it
Makes poor mortals fill their systems with such stuff?"
Now, at breakfast prunes are dandy if a stomach pump is handy
And a doctor can be called quite soon enough.
Eat a plate of fine pig's knuckles and the headstone cutter chuckles
While the gravedigger makes a mark upon his cuff.
And eat that lovely red bologna and you'll wear a wood kimona
As your relatives start packing up your stuff.
Those crazy foods they fix, they'll float us 'cross the River Styx
Or start us climbing up the Milky Way.
And those meals they serve in courses mean a hearse and two black horses
So before meals, some people always pray.
Luscious grapes breed appendicitis, while their juice leads to gastritis
So there's only death to greet us either way.
Fried liver's nice, but mind you, friends will follow close behind you
And the papers, they will have nice things to say.
For some little bug is going to get you someday.
Some little bug will creep behind you some day.
Eat that spicy bowl of chili, on your breast they'll plant a lily .
Oh, yes, some little bug is gonna find you some day.
The dancing squid dish from Japan
So, what do you all think about the way lobster is typically cooked then? Throw em in a pot and boil em alive. Listen to their screams as they die a horrible death. Nope, that's not barbaric at all, right? Totally civilized...
There's really no good way to eat a salad... (Blog Entry by blankfist)
Use ceasar dressing. It clumps the salad up, so its easier to eat with your lobster hands.
Woops, did you not want the world to know about your lobster hands?
peggedbea
(Member Profile)
You will find my avatar in this video
http://videosift.com/video/The-Dentist-Of-Jaipur
In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
oooh to be so beautiful and so delicious!
btw, wtf is your avatar?
In reply to this comment by eric3579:
Look how pretty. http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/06/02/pei-blue-lobster-584.html
eric3579
(Member Profile)
oooh to be so beautiful and so delicious!
btw, wtf is your avatar?
In reply to this comment by eric3579:
Look how pretty. http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/06/02/pei-blue-lobster-584.html
peggedbea
(Member Profile)
Look how pretty. http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/06/02/pei-blue-lobster-584.html
Kid handling a female heteropteryx (a damn big bug)
You want lobster? I'm thinking Burger King. >> ^Lowen:
I wonder if it tastes like lobster.
Kid handling a female heteropteryx (a damn big bug)
Ewwwww ew ew ew ew!!
>> ^Lowen:
I wonder if it tastes like lobster.