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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Weed Channels"

StukaFox says...

Oh fuck -- you mean I've spent 20 years making wise-ass comments on the internet for FREE when I could have been video'ing myself smoking a joint, typing shit and scoring hella YouTube watches?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Kid dances out of surgery while still sedated

Nephelimdream (Member Profile)

WeedandWeirdness says...

His name was Steve, and he did the Retro Request Show on Sunday nights. I went to a party at the Northern Hotel up in oldtown FoCo, and he rented one of the apts there. You got two free doses when you paid tho get in, and it was hella strong and I could not maintain around all sorts of people. He ended up babysitting me the rest of the night, and we entertained ourselves by digging through his vinyl. He let me come up to the studio while he did his show a few times. When McReynolds and I went to see Hole together after we broke up, and he ditched me for some ratchet chick he met that night. Steve helped me get even by getting me back stage to watch the show, and I got to chill with Drew Barrymore after. Damn, I miss KTCL, what the station used to be like until Clear Channel bought them out. What it is now is pretty depressing, right doll?

Nephelimdream said:

Who? *promote this shit again

lurgee (Member Profile)

WeedandWeirdness says...

Just bought tickets to see them live in Denver November 22!! No idea what neck of the woods you reside in doll, anyway you could make it out here and join me? I know it's a shot in the dark but I imagine it would be hella fun to go to a show with ya so figured I would throw it out there! Word around the interwebs is that they put on an amazing show.

lurgee said:

Thanks! I just discovered them yesterday. You are welcome.

Whitewashing Hollywood Roles

eric3579 says...

You took me as safe
That was your first mistake
Who said I was safe

The other night I watched the Oscars
And the roster of the only yellow men were all statues
We a quarter of the population
There’s a room of fuckin’ 1 percenters laughing at you
Fuck a bamboo ceiling, guess I gotta play the villain
ODB up at the Grammys on the mic
Like “Wu-Tang is for the children!”
Bruce Jenner is woman
OJ was acquitted
Kim K is a hero
The sky is the limit, any minute now
They gonna let an Asian brotha’ get a lead role
Shots fired I'm a reload, never saw this side of Chino
He was always quiet keeping to himself
Never messed with anybody else
That's the Jonathan that we know

Seems so safe, till one day things go cray
I swear if things don’t change
My actions can’t be blamed, (STAND UP!)
And now you gotta duck!
You know you never gave a fuck!
I came to get my cut! (fuck you, pay me)
You know I never gave a fuck!

I ain't never heard of none y’all fools
I can do whatever every one of y’all do
If I never get a chance
You might see the homie show up on the 5 o’ clock news
You ain't never seen a yellow boy wild’n yellow boy shinin’ , Sound the alarm I got news
Go ahead and pro-file em’ I ain't pro-violence
Shhhhh, silence is how yellow boys move
Its been the same ol’ thang, I swear the game don’t change
What you talking bout there ain't no space
Guess i gotta go and make more space
You know I’m cool as a motherfucker
Chillin’ in the cut hella quiet with the loud pack
Since I’m a cool motherfucker
You think everything is safe till I ask you where the safe at!

Seems so safe, till one day things go cray
I swear if things don’t change
My actions can’t be blamed, (STAND UP!)
And now you gotta duck!
You know you never gave a fuck!
I came to get my cut! (fuck you, pay me)
You know I never gave a fuck!

You took me as safe
That was your first mistake
Who said I was safe

Mouse Outwits Cat...Or Does He?

StukaFox says...

Dude, after that, the mouse HELLA blazed that spliff and the cat got a total contact high -- just like in the 1946 Academy Award winning short, "Tom and Jerry meet Da Chronic" in which Jerry, voiced by Tom Waits, finds Tom's sack of dank and bogarts the lot. It's a great cartoon -- teaches kids the importance of puff-puff-pass and not to ever trust anthropomorphic mice with your weed.

Any other questions?

ant said:

Can't the cat smell the mouse? What happened after this?

L I C E

Ice Cream Bandit Steals Treats From Sleeping Gas Station Guy

Sundays -- another dark sci-fi film to get a movie deal

billybussey says...

Hella dork. This is not the future of sci fi. Try bringing it back away from sci fi and turn it into a real film that happens to be about sci fi. Soon no one will care about compositing effects. We will want real content pulled from real life.

Overwatch Gameplay Trailer

SDGundamX says...

That's a good point about the grappling hook. It was hella fun in the Just Cause series and I hear that the new Call of Duty has a couple of levels where you can use a grappling hook that are fun as well, but they don't let you use it in multiplayer.

Still, this video just made me wonder... why? If TF2 didn't exist I would think this is awesome but aside from the asymmetrical play (the opposing team are not exact clones of the classes you can choose from) I'm not sure what they're hoping to add to the genre aside from the Blizzard art-style and polish.

00Scud00 said:

The mix of high tech and some fantasy elements reminds me a little of the Future vs Fantasy mod for Quake. And maybe it's just because I haven't been playing multiplayer games lately, but It's been a long time since I've seen a grappling hook put to use in a shooter.

A Cop being a cunt

eric3579 says...

Or how bout *ThisIsWhyMyCountrySucksBalls

Trying to make it a bit more inclusive cuz we all know most governments do hella dickish shit. Although America always seems to lead the way in dick doing.

newtboy said:

I think an *America'sfucked channel would fly sooner

Turn Down for Spock

Payback says...

Oh man, when Picard is looking at someone, wiggling his butt, that is too funny. I remember that scene. Add the shaking, and it was hella creepy. Remove it, and he's just scratching his ass. Which is also hella creepy, but for different reasons.

The Wolf of Wall Street -- Quaaludes scene

eric3579 says...

As someone who has never done Quaaludes, is this a realistic depiction of what its like on ludes? Clear thinking of mind but complete loss of control of your body? If so, I just don't get what the appeal could possibly be. Nothing about this scene looks fun and last i checked doing drugs for kicks is suppose to be hella fun.

Anyone Else? No Option to Repair Embeds (Wtf Talk Post)

chingalera says...

Fair enough Dag

...sucks now I can't deliver p-ponts to alla y'all that are either used to the stroke, or never expecting the surprise...My advice to all y'all lazy motherfuckers that just sit on yer power-points and never do anything with em?? Make someone happy today and worry about whether or not some dumb-ass bullshit belongs up on the front page just because you wanna pop-spit or promote your OWN videos (which I think is completely retarded, unless it's to promote some hella good shit, which most of you self-promoting motherfuckers's shit, ISN'T!?? DUH??)

Oh and Dag?? Fuck a buncha blaming the time zone or not copping to the real-deal timing IS after all, everythhing...I'm no fucking idiot. I KNOW there's a buncha whiny mother fucks, crawling up the sift's ass to burn me, all you poser fucks can fuck the fuck the fuck off and go back to sleep.

You know who you are....Suck my balls and gently carress the taint, rimjobs after I've had some schwarma and spanakopita and sag panneer, motherfuckers. You ACTUAL haters know exactly who and what you are and can't see yourself for the douche in your veins.

Ok. Got all that out. Back to shitting-on-bullshit when it screams, to the consternation of all haters everywhere.

Too bad for all those dead Kronospissant videos I can never fix to help alleviate the carbon-fucking-footprint that coal-burner left behind....because the arbitrary rules here suck donkey-dick!!

(It's no great mystery as to why this site was never able to make any fucking money...self-destructive, narcissistic circle-jerk of doom)

Guy Gets Revenge On His Cheating Girlfriend - (NSFW)



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