I never thought I'd love the No-Fly list until this week. I hope Greyhound has a special Domestic Terrorist rate.

What the hell animal is that?

Looks like a fox and a greyhound made a creepy scary baby.

I've seen them pick their way across all kinds of terrain, now I'd like to seem them teach him to run. I want the greyhound version of spot.

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Once I saw a man so lazy, he exercised his dog while driving his car.



Then I saw a man who owned a Greyhound...

Go Greyhound and leave the laughing to us!

How on Earth...? My cats would never do this in a million years.

My Greyhound on the other hand...

It sure beats the alternative, which is sharing a windowless IT tech room with someone who doesn't bathe every day but instead throws on another layer of some dime-store spray, powder or gel. So it's like working in a Greyhound bus restroom with the industrial-strength masking agent covering the organic human stink.

Fuzzy thing on a long string. Sorta like the rabbit Greyhounds would chase around the betting tracks.

Kinda hard to take a Cheetah out for a walk, that in any real way would keep it healthy.

Greyhound rescue peejays, *ACTIONPACK ❣

Jesus Christ. I wish I knew why I cared about this so much but it's late and I'm tired so, fuck it:

The fucking kid's head is laying on the ground for three fucking seconds after he falls. You're fucking delusional.

There is no HD res for this video. Are you trolling or are you an idiot?

The concrete is pretty standard throughout the park with a few exceptions. That's your argument? This whole thing is a skate park from the parking lot at the south to the street at the north? Seriously?

Obstacles (in this case concrete benches throughout the entire park) that have marks on them do not qualify as a skate park. There are marks from skating on every bench, rail and staircase in my entire city. I assure you, the whole city is not a skate park because there are marks.

There are no ramps out of the skate area. If you can't see it on the overhead, look at the pic I posted. Seems like a small distinction? Nope. Stairs, not ramps. In fact, I can't see one ramp the entire place.

The "clear separation" comes from the stairs, wall, trees and fucking garbage cans surrounding the entire skating area which, by the way, has been sunk below the grade of the whole rest of the park! I mean, I guess they could've built a fence too but how clear does it have to be?

The kid was heading in the direction of the street, yes. But whose to say he wasn't going toward the fucking swings or anything else? Are you really now trying to imply that the mom was letting her kid run through the fucking street? Also, you don't have to start referring to him as "the child" now.

Nice way of avoiding the "barrels" question. I was expecting you to say he came out from behind that Greyhound bus that's so clearly present.

And enough with the fucking proximity of the fucking mom already. Kids are allowed to run through parks. And the guy who hits a kid with a fucking skateboard is the one who bears responsibility for hitting a kid with a fucking skateboard. Ahhh!! Seriously, what fucking world do you live in?

Alright, sorry. I'm cooked. Later.

*promote greyhounds and a cool song.

Greyhounds are such gentle and friendly dogs. I want to give this one a little friendly wrestle.

I can't see how the Greyhound is anything but pure WIN. There are motorcycle riders that practice YEARS to get that good. He was even doing wheelies.

Damn that greyhound is fast.

The mother's day present part was more of a human fail. Who gives a dog an envelope full of money (credit)?