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This article changed my life. Thank you, sir.

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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php

Debunking the Ewok Myth

While ewoks are often mawkishly portrayed on film as cute, curious little urchins that live in tree houses and coo adorably, the reality of wild ewoks is an entirely different story. I live near the redwood forests of Northern California, so I’ve been around ewoks all my life; every hike, picnic, or camping trip I’ve ever been on has been marred by their unwelcome presence.

Are ewoks cute? Not at all. That’s pure Hollywood magic. In fact, ewoks are some of the most disgusting wild animals in North America. The dandy little chaps you’ve seen on the silver screen are just midgets in ewok suits; real ewoks don’t have smooth, clean fur, and no sane human would be inclined to pet one. They’re so plagued by lice, fleas, dander and mange that their coats are spotted with huge bald patches and pocked with weeping sores. Touching one would likely net you a fistful of loose fur, matted with pus and crawling with ticks.

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dystopianfuturetoday says...

lol
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php

Debunking the Ewok Myth

While ewoks are often mawkishly portrayed on film as cute, curious little urchins that live in tree houses and coo adorably, the reality of wild ewoks is an entirely different story. I live near the redwood forests of Northern California, so I’ve been around ewoks all my life; every hike, picnic, or camping trip I’ve ever been on has been marred by their unwelcome presence.

Are ewoks cute? Not at all. That’s pure Hollywood magic. In fact, ewoks are some of the most disgusting wild animals in North America. The dandy little chaps you’ve seen on the silver screen are just midgets in ewok suits; real ewoks don’t have smooth, clean fur, and no sane human would be inclined to pet one. They’re so plagued by lice, fleas, dander and mange that their coats are spotted with huge bald patches and pocked with weeping sores. Touching one would likely net you a fistful of loose fur, matted with pus and crawling with ticks.

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NicoleBee says...

This looks kinda neat. I like that you can play ewoks! (haha)

I wonder if you can man positions in the capital ships. Thats one of the things I really liked about battlefield 1942 & 2142.. You had some control over the various systems of some very large vehicles! But they could never get it totally right. so much lag for the people on deck while moving and such.

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Star Wars according to someone who has never seen Star Wars

pipp3355 says...

>> ^djsunkid:
I'm still here every day, even though I don't often sift new vids, but occasionally stuff like this drops in my lap, and how could I not?
Chewbacca = Deformed Ewok? LOL <IMG class=smiley src="http://static1.videosift.com/videosift/i/emoticon/smile.gif">


yeah same here i used to like sifting, figuring out what works, what doesn't.. but i've been an everyday lurker for.. about 2 years now i guess. think i sifted something a few months ago.. but only stuff like this that'll do well. i'm not sure if this will make it to no.1 tho, especially with the inauguration coming up. obama's speech is unbeatable really..

Star Wars according to someone who has never seen Star Wars



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