>> ^rougy:

Why, he's no bigger than a womp rat!
(sorry...couldn't help it)


Did it ever annoy anyone at the end of Star Wars when Luke is giving targeting advice to experienced X-Wing pilots?

AT-AT or AT-ST.. eh both good choices..
>> ^Retroboy:

I want to give him a hug.
And then stomp on him with an AT-AT.
...is that bad?

>> ^Retroboy:

I want to give him a hug.
And then stomp on him with an AT-AT.
...is that bad?


I have your 9 o'clock

Your video, John Pinette, the Ewok, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

OMG racist comments!! ban westy forever1!1 Or do you have to point out that muppet is a traditional racist slur just like ewok jokes.

If he wasn't refering to ewoks than I'm not nearly as offended.

For the record, Choggie never called anyone a monkey (recently).
He said something about have your people come out of the trees yet, in a you-are-so-retarded-you-haven't-evolved reference, or possibly any number of tree-dwelling animals, including ewoks.

Then some crybaby linked to it on dag's page instead of sending PM's to dag or choggie.
You people really have NOTHING better to do. You don't realize how many people this clique has driven from this website. In fact, there is a certain openness and pace of growth a website like this must sustain, and the little cat-video-clique has totally turned this website into a niche community of inbred users (meaning the userbase is stagnant) which abuses power and makes big fucking deals out of nothing just in a simple play to flex their e-Peens (it's a term, not a reference to gender).

14087 says "All it needs is some legs and a pubescent school girl pilot."

Here is the leg part...
http://videosift.com/video/Watch-out-ewoks-the-Timberjack-Walking-Machine-is-here

>> ^choggie:

BT??...Downvote comments but respond in a fashion more fitting a mouth-breather....You have come down from the trees??...I mean, yer people have...Right???


As a member of the Ewoks, I find your comment highly offensive!!

Nobody has mentioned the sad ewok trying to wake up his friend... I will.

Why do you people have to keep posting videos that remind me of the sad ewok trying to wake up his friend?

Ewoks are so cute!

Bit of trivia for everyone, if you go to the scene where the ewok first see's Leia, he says, quite clearly, "chocha."

In Puerto Rican Spanish, this is the word for "pussy."

Having grown up there, when this happened on screen, I remember the audience just bursting out in laughter.

Will someone shut those damned ewoks up!

So, in theater and scriptwriting, you learn there are only "7 types of stories". I believe this is true, for the most part. However these are all a framework, and human ingenuity and imagination constantly reworks these 7 "types" into new and interesting tales that continue to surprise us. If they didn't we'd have been bored of narrative long ago.

However, if Avatar has succeeded or pushed the envelope in any way, it is that it's the most generic film ever made. A plot produced of a million monkeys at a million typewriters. There is no one scene in that entire film that is memorable or iconic; it exists as the epitome of the Hollywood formula.

So yeah, I stand behind this parallel, and pretty much any others that are drawn, as this film borrows heavily from every single preexisting story that precedes it.

For what it's worth, I felt like I was watching the first Ewok Movie.