I saw that related title and never watched it till now-Fantastic shit man!
That first one speaks tomes to the Colonel's whole mind-control program.

You just can't crack Harland David Sanders motherfuckers, name, rank, and suck my cock!!

What I'd really like to get outta this playlist is some dialog goin' from the dumb-ass crackers who cry racist every time they don't feel comfortable hearing the truth of their lies, who'd rather retreat into spewing their version of scripted dysfunction then using rules and enforcers and similar cunts to plan some half-assed counter-attack against an emissary of reason.

OH, on a related subject and similarly synchronistic date of death...
Donald Ewen Cameron (24 December 1901 – 8 September 1967)

Milo is primarily consumed hot, its essentially hot chocolate so Im guessing perhaps it didn't actually survive the trip.

Shapes are best when crunched up and rolled into a ball.... yeah, you heard me. They're just crackers tho.

Vegemite.... its death in a jar.

Yes in deed. After my First Communion I had jebus crackers every Sunday for brunch and chased them his blood.

The description from one of the other slingshot rocket launcher vids is:

Launching rockets in Germany requires all kinds of permits and licenses nobody ever gets. But for just 48 hours each year, the rules change. During these two days, every adult person is allowed to blast away with rockets and fire crackers!

The Slingshot Channel MUST take advantage of this once-in-a-year time slot. This time, we built a 2,5 meters high rubber based launch tower, capable of launching an unlit rocket about 50 meters up in the air! Add these 50 meters to the 60-80 meters that the rockets achieve by means of their powder charge, and you get some serious total height.

Of course many things can go wrong. The flimsy wooden shafts are not made to endure the stress of 50 kilogramms (110 lb) of a draw force applied by the rubber bands, and can break right in the barrel of the launcher. Also, if the timing of the fuse is bad and the charge ignites when the nose of the rocket is already pointed downwards, then the rocket will be propelled downwards and explose at ground level - effectively a surface to surface missile.

The Slingshot Channel tests all this... come and see the results!

If you like Gou Miyagi's style, check out Kilian Martin!

http://videosift.com/video/Kilian-Martin-Altered-Route-Freestyle-skateboarding

Pogos, random darksiding, multiple board use, hand stands, etc. Good to see this in the Top 15 but I would kill to see Kilian AND Miyagi there together.

And if you want more skateboard originality check out:

* Omar Salazar
* Willy Santos
* Sergio Yuppie
* Rodney Mullen (Of course!)
* And bonus half pipe creativity from Daewon Song & Chris Haslam

Also, JFYI, we may look weak but don't f with us (we're like zerg): http://videosift.com/video/Guy-with-Gun-Confronts-Skateboarder-Street-Justice-Ensues

Man...I miss Shakey's pizza-They had this uber-thin crispy-cracker crust and the ingredients in the late 70's (last time I saw Shakey's pizza open) were of a definably (through-taste-bud-memory), much higher quality. But maybe I've simply killed my taste buds from abuse...

I agree with whoever said essentially though, if you start with good pizza ingredients, you can't go too far south.

I too, dislike a ginormous amount of dough with a bite of pizza...thin-as-hell crust rocks-Stayed in Chicago for 2 months, never hadda slice of pizza-But I DID slam all-manner of Polish and German fare in small restaurants in the part of town I was staying in. Fresh bakeries of varied ethnicity is what I remember most-The BOMB is, fresh baked!

I do a deep-type dish pizza whenever I make a batch of dough and split it into two balls instead of three...But mines' not all runny and watery an shit like some glopstrosoties I've had...it's all in the water(vegetables) on the top-

Yeah, and fuck a buncha pineapple on pizza....maybe onna vacation camping-out as a have-to-I'm-famished boost...

That was brilliant.

Imagine if she discovered Animal Crackers?

gay priest fag nigger bitch cunt cracker first world problem 99 percenter repoublican males that cry transgendered piss slave Muslim pagent winner alien parasite in your stomach to consume humanity for the ultimate genocide

DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO LIVE

I blame Tarrantino. Bad tipper, asshole youth corrupter.

Sarah Silverman takes blame too. I blame her for being so hot and not my wife. I'll make a virtual reality model after her with a penis.

Well, you see Yogi, when a church gets big enough and acquires enough of its idiot followers' money, it can start proclaiming stupid things. Things like, "when you murmur some latin words, this otherwise harmless cracker magically turns into the body of christ. Now eat it." or "Condoms spread the AIDS virus so it's prolly a good idea not to use them." Here endeth the lesson.

Cheese and Crackers!

One word: mulatto

OH MY GOD MULATTOS ATTACK! SAVE YOUR CULTURAL VALUES! SAVE YOUR JEW SAVIOR! SAVE YOUR PRIOR ADDICTION TO SLAVERY! PUT UP THE WALLS!

But seriously, if we build REALLY tall walls -- and I mean, like totally totally tall (in the mall), we keep darker creature human things outside AND we block out the sun so we don't get cancer on our weak, racially inferior skin.

Oh I'm sorry, did I just call white people racially inferior? That's actually what bugs me about this video. The white wife. Fuck that bitch.

I mean, don't fuck her, unless she's on the pill. That way you don't create the abomination called the mulatto.

Seriously. I'm not joking. Ban me. Just kidding. Don't ban me. But I'm not joking about the other thing. Except the Jew Savior part. I like jews. they're BASICALLY white. Oh wait, no, I hate white people. Crackers.

Ahhhhh, human tragedy...

Thank god most of them are American white people-At the very least my faith in humanity's ability to purge the water bugs from her own pool may remain steadfast for the foreseeable future....

*edit after comment down-vote:

So.....You got a problem with someone whose consistent comment theme suggests that he can't stand most American white folks because of the colour of their mettle? American whites are becoming increasingly and exponentially irresponsible, immoral, and ignorant and and I'm supposed to giggle and point at the developmentally-disabled of my clan?
Fuck that noise, crackers need to pull their collective heads outta their own asses.

Got no sympathy whatsoever for Paula Dean-Could care less her Southern-white heritage of racism, her food is shit and her $$$-cow is in place because of Walmart and poor people watching too much goddamn television. She represents THE most heinous of crimes perpetrated against un-witting peeps in the U.S.:
Poisoning your body with food and runaway consumerism driven by addiction to the cathode rays.

Oh ANNND she can't stand black folks?? The people who buy most of her crappy shit??

Fuck that bloated, cracker-ass bitch!!

I love videos like this. High production values, wow!

I still like my simple but creative Cheese & Crackers.

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a packer;
With a little bit of cheese and 'bout 3 Ritz crackers!
Searchin my locker, lookin for the product, thinkin' honky-5th-graders bees sellin' narcotics!