Weren't you watching‽

Didn't you see the massive concrete beam that was struck by a speeding Norfolk Southern diesel locomotive‽

You didn't hear Priscilla's orgasmic yelp‽

Didn't you notice the Border Collie was in the video above the one you're questioning‽

You don't think a giant Barbie Ken cause such a crash‽

Ever heard of Donald Trump‽

Are you questioning yourself‽

Dammit‽

So what exactly happened here? A train hit something? Is Priscilla ok? Were any Border Collies hurt? Did a giant Barbie cause this? Can a bunny really eat a horse's face off?

So many questions in life -- who has time for it all?

Shit, that was a question too, wasn't it?

DAMMIT!

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I'm pretty sure the dude's just having a good time because he's at a concert and he's all young and shit. He's probably high, too. Look at that glorious blue sky! Who wouldn't be joyous on such a perfect day when they're all young and high and shit? Dude, I'm old, it's dark and I'm not even at a concert (full disclosure: I am listening to Lord Huron's new album and it's fucking amazing. There's some stuff that's not up to their other work, and a weird 14-minute filler piece at the end, but Drops In The Lake might become the most beloved Lord Huron song ever) and I'm totally joyous right now. I'm also stoned out of my mind, so take that as a plus, a minus or a none-of-the-above. Look, all I'm saying is there's a cute video video of a sheep standing down a Border Collie. Props to the sheep for having the kinda balls it doesn't have anymore, but fucking with a Border Collie is asking for that dog to fuck up your tax return later. So yeah, y'know, cute dog and cute sheep and some Welshman who knows he's getting some pussy tonight and if that dog screws this up, it ain't gonna be the sheep getting fucked. That's life in Wales, man. Those dudes will fuck anything. I mean, if I was stuck in Wales with nothing else to do, I'd be looked at our four-legged friends in a far more than friendly way, too. Also, they don't have vowel mines there so they're stuck spelling words with all contestants and chunks of coal for punctuation. NO idea how that little linguistic hiccup got passed the Proto-Germanic language tree, but people in Quebec speak a language that's completely similar to French, only without the word order, the grammar and any words that are actually in French. The French hate that shit because they're French and no one in Europe is being all shirty these day. Except that dude in Belarus who apparently doens't know what an utter fucking legend the guy who runs Ryanair is. Fucking hell this shit's good. Anyway, the whole point of this was that a dog, a sheep and a Welshman walk into a bar and the bartender asks the man what he wants. And the Welshman tells, in exceedingly graphic detail, what he wants while the sheep and the collie listen in horror, straining against their leads and praying Pop-Up Darwin will suddenly appear and gift them opposable thumbs, a cellphone, and a SIM card that actually works in fucking Wales, because those vowel-less cocksuckers have a totally different cell system than the rest of the UK. Shit, you try to make a call to anywhere in Gwfjhsrmflsslll, the first thing you notice is that numbers have apparently joined the vowels in being MIA, and you're trying to explain that you just want to make a call to London and the operator is speaking some language that'd scare the shit outta C'htulu and finally you just give up and hop back on the Ryanair flight to JFK while scanning constantly for Mig-29s.

Anyway, be happy.

Dear TrumpTards,

What you just heard is called "Class". I know you're unfamiliar with it, so maybe listen to that a few more times. Perhaps you'll get it. After all, someone taught a Border Collie to count to eight, and a Border Collie is only twice as smart and 10 times as lovable as you!

Best of luck!

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Doesn't walk like a puppy but also the shape of the head and muzzle size is a giveaway that it's not a border collie pup and probably a chihuahua or similar.

Doesn't look at all like a border collie pup to me.

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Like the yt comments say, looks more like a border collie pup than a chihuahua.

Jumping Spiders are like the Border Collies of the arachnid world. But instead of jumping up on you and licking your face, they kill you in your sleep.

If Border Collies had opposable thumbs, we'd all be working for them.

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About 20 years ago, my Shetland Sheepdog, Jock, and our next door neighbour's border collie cross, Buddy, would meet every day about half way down the fence, and sound like K9WW3 had just started. One day, Jock and Buddy were out by the street, beyond the end of the fence, and noticed each other. They stared at each other for a few seconds, then bolted half way down their respective front yards to their "normal spot" and started in on each other.