This was funny. It's been almost ten years since I saw Episode 1. I forgot what a complete fucknut Jar Jar is. But even more I forgot how completely painful Jake Lloyd is. I've seen better acting from a nine year old playing with his action figures.

It's why my parents hated those dangerous-for-my-self-image-and-the-fabric-of-society Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! After I threatened to cut my 1st grade teacher's head off with a tiny action-figure sword, they finally knew I had gone TOO far this time. My school made a huge brouhaha over it. True story.

Hamburgler was always a little evil looking untill they replaced him in the 80s (?)
That was around the same time they dropped several of the characters including the Captn'Crook and the Professor.

I still remember having the action figures (Mego Style) of all these characters when I was young.

Nice

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Awesome! When I was in Hong kong 2 months ago, I bought the huge action figure of the Dark Lord of the Night, or whatever his name is....

Awesome! When I was in Hong kong 2 months ago, I bought the huge action figure of the Dark Lord of the Night, or whatever his name is....

*begs for an actual Sara Palin doll. Seriously, I didn't know she had so many outfits.

(And I also didn't know that there really was such a real Palin doll out there)

also included is a *McCain action figure. Complete with, white velvet skin loosely draped over brittle chalk skeletal structure.



*limbs do not bend or move, some assembly may be required, dentures not included

...And I thought it was a joke!!

WHAT THE FUCK! ACTION FIGURE PRESIDENT...GOOOO!

*history

...and where can I get a Soviet Superman action figure? That's priceless.

This is probabyly the best scene from the whole film

Oh come on now. Any Star Wars geek worth his action figure collection knows that the best scene in this film is the final lightsaber duel between Obi-wan and Darth Maul. They paid to see the movie three, four, or even five times just to see that scene again. And maybe to imagine Padme naked...

This scene fits nicely in second place though.

I so wanted one of those 12" Boba Fett action figures when they first came out. Never got one though.

I love how for Mr T, they used one of his action figures, and you can see they stuck the animated mouth over his real one.

>> ^dag:
Good point. We'll add it to the list.


Here is a copy of that list:

-Record new rap album titled: "Dag's in da House"
-Develop device to hook laptop to steering wheel of a car.
-Pitch videosift reality TV series to network executives.
-Ask Toys R' Us to sell exclusive siftbot action figure with kung-fu grip.
-Flip through 1346 cable channels before realizing there is nothing worth watching.
-Work out a mathematical algorithm for 'Godwins law' using the letters H-I-T-L-E-R as variables.
-Semi-retire e-mail verification.

William is *gay. By the way, guys don't want dolls, we want Action Figures! In no way was my He-Man collection like playing with dolls. That was serious business for me and in no way gay. In no way! *promote