Are we each taking turns writing one line from a porno? Ok, I'm next..

"I hear a knock at the door."

I've got the lube ready (for when I get the bill).

That has to be the most horrible but true statement I have ever seen typed out on screen mlx. Well done!

How many times did you try to drop things in the Ben Dover??

I was expected something dirty to follow that...

Ok it has to be said,

bow chicka wow wowwww

The weird thing is I didn't take any sexual hint from that whatsoever until someone commented.