Gravity is always slightly higher to the right... everybody knows that.

Fail? Ever think that perhaps maybe - like your anti-collectivist self - she's purposefully going against the grain? Eh Blanky?? Do you also have a sticker on your car that says "No Fatties?"


(Yes, this is feigned outrage.)

@Issykitty. She better not be a drain on our socialized health care! We'll have to regulate what she eats and how often she must exercise.