very funny

I absolutely get sick of commenting about this religious crap.
1.First of all, evolution is not a theory, it is a fact. Look up the definition (that being that organisms change over time) and try to deny it.
2.There is no internal war in the scientific community about evolution. There are scientists who have a FAITH in god and even those who have a FAITH in creation, but there is no PROOF of it. And not a single one of them Would say otherwise But the vast majority of intelligent educated people the world over read through evolution and come to the same conclusion. No wonder America is at the bottom of the heap in terms of science education.
3. There are tons of missing links, just read about them
4. If you flood the whole world with fresh water to a depth greater than the highest mountain (although for the life of me I'd like to know where it all went)then------>all salt water fish die, all land and water dwelling microorganisms die, all fresh water fish die, all plants die(with the exception of mangroves), all aquatic mammals die, and all of the organisms outside of a certain regional area die. (or maybe they picked up the DODO on their way to White Castle)
5. Genetics has allowed us to map the progression of species from a PROBABLE common ancestor.
6. Moreover, and I love this one, yes great apes have 24 pairs of chromosomes and we have 23? Check out Robertsonian
translocation nitwits
7. Law of Entropy does not equal "Law of EVERYTHING fall APART without an influx of energy"= it means that all matter will head toward an an energetically favorable state under certain circumstances (ie temp and Pressure) God doesn't have to be present for a salt cube to form. Also, if I must, LIFE does use energy to maintain itself...... ie food
8. Selection of the fittest (my personal favorite) can be translated into whichever organism is most capable of utilizing available resources gets to survive, it is evident in everything
9. There are plenty of speciation events recorded and even created in the lab.
10. You want to bring probability into the equation?? OOOK, take whatever probability formula you want and plug in "almighty, all-knowing, all-powerful, single being that created itself and everything else" NOW THAT's what I call low probability.
11. And please, creationists....quit hiding behind words. Double talk only confuses the issue. If you took 2 people who couldn't speak and ask them to show proof of evolution or creationism; the evolutionist would show rock layers and textbooks of interpretations and speciation events galore; the creationist would simply either bang on the bible or spin in a circle like a drooling idiot in an attempt to show that god encompasses everything.
12. There are no societal woes due to evolution. Evolution is just a definition. More people have died and killed and raped and lied etc etc due to a belief in God than anything else. You say "We are an enlightened culture and we won't"? Black people are still hung because of a belief in racial superiority based on a twisted view of the bible.
13. I would be more inclined to accept the original translation of the bible. The modern condensed King James Version is just an Americanized version of an English Kings translation of a Catholic translation of a Catholic translation (ad nauseum) of a Latin text of an Aramaic account of what some disciples report that Jesus purportedly said 100 years after he died. (that's right). And before this becomes a problem, all christians need to go back to being jews. The bible, the same old testament with the creation fable, has already stated that the "JEWS are the chosen people of GOD".

OK, now I'm bored,

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