Vote for your favorite. (Tancredo dropped out, sorry)

- Huckabee and his obsession with death
(slit your wrists, Paul is dead, vote for me or I'll kill you)
“I figured out you could put grease in a popcorn popper and heat that thing up, and you could cook anything. So we fried squirrel.”

- Romney and his double Gitmo and putting fido on the roof.

- Giuliani and his.. well too many things to mention (9/11 broken record, cross dressing, sex on the city, etc)

- McCain ugh..

- Dr. Paul and his plan to overturn Roe v. Wade using the Fifth Amendment by assigning personhood to fetus. Or his many controversial past statements

- Brownback and Hunter even worth mentioning.

Also, the majority of them don't believe in Evolution.