Sorry, I couldn't resist sharing this one!
(This is posted, not to offend but to laugh at this absurd obsession men have)

"Men spend their entire lives enduring the torture of not being able to grab every single pair of boobs we see. It's a torturous existence that women will never truly understand and the laws against grabbing boobs continue to prevent the human race from evolving. A world where men greeted women by shaking their boob while they shook our manhood would be a happier place. Who knows, it might even stop global warming."

Go here for the video clips:
http://www.linkive.com/home/browser/NTQ3Mzg=/Comedy/10%20Greatest%20Moments%20In%20Celebrity%20Boob%20Grabbing%20History

#10 Katharine McPhee Proves Her Hooters Are Real On Tyra
#9 Sandra Bullock Gets A Surprise Melon Squeezing From Jimmy Fallon
#8 Evangeline Gets Her Lilly's Deflowered On Lost
#7 Jon Lovitz Grabs A Jamie Lee Curtis Boobie
#6 Debra Messing Gets Her Little Boobies Fluffed On Will & Grace
#5 Pamela Anderson Gets Her Infamous Boobs Roasted By Andy Dick
#4 Princess Leia Gets Groped By Hand Solo
#3 Olivia Munn's Boobs Get Attacked On The Show
#2 Scarlett Johansson Gets Groped On The Red Carpet
#1 Jessica Biel Gets Her Real And Spectacular Breasts Groped By Adam Sandler