Wondering what’s behind those recent jobless recovery numbers?

1. Fortune 500 companies tripled their profits to $391 billion in 2009.

2. They also slashed their payrolls by more than 800,000 jobs.


WOOOO!!!!

Pretty soon we'll have 50% unemployment, and F500 companies will be making 100's of trillions a year! ITS THE INVISIBLE HAND FISTING YOU!

I mean, who wouldn't want all our cash going to these guys instead of paying for jungle gyms for school (black) kids.