*beg & RIP, Regis Philbin.

I just saw that you can cut and past the automatic German transcript on the video info now, and maybe you even could before, it looks like it might be easier to correct this than to start from scratch? Actually you can get the gist of it from this, so maybe I was a bit hard on it earlier:

0:07 wieder sind Hunderttausende auf dem Nürburgring zusammengeströmt ob Zeugen
0:11 des Kampfes um die ersten großen Preis von Großbritannien zu werden
0:19 zehn Rennen waren stehen am Start
0:21 Mercedes Benz auto-union
0:23 Alfa Romeo Maserati und de La Red auch das deutsche Luftschiff «Graf
0:28 Zeppelin» mit seinen 4 Mercedes steckt Motoren
0:32 jetzt zu Besuch gekommen
0:34 da wiegt schon Aspekt in die Südkurve
0:36 SES Schlacht hat begonnen
0:46 die Kinder spielen sollte der Kredit in Japan in den Rennwagen aus der PROGEN
0:50 Schau
0:52 die Fahrer sind 500 Kilometer
0:54 auf dieser schwieriges den Rennstrecke der Welt alles andere als ein
0:58 Kinderspiel
0:59 mehr als tausend mal müssen die Kuppel schalten bremsen
1:04 der kleinste Fehler fair geblieben und 7
1:08 reiht sich an Trubel scharfe Steigungen Wechsel mit jenen Gefällen
1:13 und auch heuer Lich ist die Beanspruchung der Maschine
1:16 mehr als 7000 Touren müssen die Mietwohnung in der Minute drehen
1:20 und all das durch nahezu vier Stunden eine unerbittlich der Zerreißprobe der
1:26 Wagen und Fahrer
1:31 die Ausfälle sind groß
1:33 Caracciola dass ich in der dreizehnten Runde die Führung bei Rot hat trägt
1:38 die Hoffnungen der Kreuze Mercedes Benz Gemeinde
1:48 ich Weise niedergehen der Regenschauer Orban den Rink gefährlich
1:54 aber ruhig und sicher Streuer der erfahrene Meister ca Akio nach reinem
1:58 tragen dem Ziele zu
2:01 gespannt verfolgen die Oberin hingehöre Wagener und WAZ die Konstrukteure der
2:05 Mercedes Benz Rennwagen
2:07 die Regie in der Schlussphase des Kampfes
2:10 die letzte Runde unter dem Jubel der Zuschauer geht Aktion Adult Ziel

>> ^ReverendTed:

dead I think. I'm pretty sure. I mean, it won't load. That's dead, right?


Fixed and thanks!

I spasmed with laughter at the middle guy's second attempt of Regis Philmin. I accidentally clicked 'pause', and it took me like another minute to calm down enough to hit play again. Awesome.

The irony of calling other people removed from reality, while at the same time promoting "people's trials" and "street justice".

Just because you feel bad about shit, doesn't mean the rest of the world has to suffer. It's like you're raping our sense of humor. And not even paying for dinner.
>> ^tsquire1:

Saying joking about rape is okay because it is like saying 'gay' for something that is 'lame' doesn't work. Gay (gay people) and lame (disabled people) shouldn't be pejoratives in the first place. Lets get creative with our vocabulary.
Saying joking about rape is okay because the people would really rape IRL doesn't work. The term gets used to validate oneself after 'dominating' an opponent. The validating is compared to sexual violence. Again, lets get creative.
I'm not saying you can't make a joke about rape. The clip above of Regi shows him trying. For me, I wouldn't think it is my place to try. Humor can be cathartic. I'll leave it to rape victims to try and make humor out of the situation for their own empowerment. It is similar to the use of the N word for hip-hop or black comedians: own your own experience to gain power.
Rape is one of the most under-reported forms of violence in the world. Go study what your actually talking about before accusing me of "being not-fun" (Really, that is all you got?). I don't care about being 'authoritarian' over humor. I'm not a liberal, I'm a communist, so while you would prefer pluralism with a rapist, I'd prefer peoples trial and street justice.
Here are some good blogs/posts to get a sense of what sexual violence means.
stfurapeculture, yesmeansyes, sexistads
Revolution

Saying joking about rape is okay because it is like saying 'gay' for something that is 'lame' doesn't work. Gay (gay people) and lame (disabled people) shouldn't be pejoratives in the first place. Lets get creative with our vocabulary.

Saying joking about rape is okay because the people would really rape IRL doesn't work. The term gets used to validate oneself after 'dominating' an opponent. The validating is compared to sexual violence. Again, lets get creative.

I'm not saying you can't make a joke about rape. The clip above of Regi shows him trying. For me, I wouldn't think it is my place to try. Humor can be cathartic. I'll leave it to rape victims to try and make humor out of the situation for their own empowerment. It is similar to the use of the N word for hip-hop or black comedians: own your own experience to gain power.

Rape is one of the most under-reported forms of violence in the world. Go study what your actually talking about before accusing me of "being not-fun" (Really, that is all you got?). I don't care about being 'authoritarian' over humor. I'm not a liberal, I'm a communist, so while you would prefer pluralism with a rapist, I'd prefer peoples trial and street justice.

Here are some good blogs/posts to get a sense of what sexual violence means.
stfurapeculture, yesmeansyes, sexistads

Revolution

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dave story, late night, private plane' to 'dave story, late night, private plane, brian williams, regis philbin' - edited by xxovercastxx

>> ^cracanata:
all good and funny till the rendition came into discussion, seriously, can we really make fun of that?
I think we can. If you hum a few bars, I will give my best rendition possible.:)

http://videosift.com/search?q=brian+williams

Welcome to the gloriousness that is Brian Williams.

In reply to this comment by spoco2:
I do not know this Brian Williams of which you speak, but he be a funny man, funny man. Please show me more.

Thanks for the quality!

Although.... Brian Williams is pretty consistently great. I always zero in on a Brian interview -- smart and dry and improvisational.

Oh! And Canadian! I'll have to change the tags!

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
Ha! That was surprisingly good. *quality

Damnit, I was switching providers so I have to wait a few days to see it; but, yeah the preview looked funny so I'm glad someone is giving it a thumbs up.

"The Placebo Effect" was great as well. I never thought a Regis joke would kill me like at the end. That episode was pretty good. I've noticed that this last part of the season that just starting is getting much better.

/I like the wee-baby-Shamus story as well.

He's really good actually; his enthusiasm is great, and he's surprisingly not all that annoying. But being inspired by Regis Philbin has mental illness written all over it.

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
I, personally, don't think this is anything to be embarrassed about. I applaud anyone that doesn't know how to pronounce Regis Philmin and Kathy Repo.

I agree...I think it's more of a fail on Regal Phillip and Karmin Rippa'

I, personally, don't think this is anything to be embarrassed about. I applaud anyone that doesn't know how to pronounce Regis Philmin and Kathy Repo.

>> ^griefer_queafer:
If it was Regis in that host's chair puttin' the moves on some navy chick... WOW... the lawsuits and the outrage would be epic.


QFT
but, nobody wants to have sex with Regis.