So I happened to find this article about the top ten lamest super heroes of all time. I'll abbreviate in Geek Talk so that you don't have to press down your clicking finger unless you want the details. Up up, and away!

10. Cypher -
Mutant Ability: Decipher anything. Yet he still couldn't understand women.
9. The Red Bee -
Super Power: None really, but he fought crime with the aid of a trained bumble bee! If that doesn't scream cool then I don't know what does.
8. Brother Power the Geek -
Super Power: a mannequin that was hit by lightening and came to life with super strength and other limitless magical powers. Moral of the story; never leave a mannequin where it can be hit by lighting.
7. Matter Eater Lad -
Super Power: Kid could eat through anything. His super-lame name really says it all.
6. Dogwelder -
Super Ability: welding stray dogs to villains' faces. villains' could almost be scared of that, almost.
5. Arm Fall Off Boy -
Super Power: Can detach his left arm from his body and use it as a club. Forget beating people with their arms, just use yours!
4. Vibe -
Special Ability (kind of): Hitting on women and dancing the night away. "Disco Stu is here for you!"
3. The Legion of the Superpets -
Super... Stuff: All had the same superpowers as Superman, they all wore red capes. The Horse, cat, dog, and monkey all wore red capes.
2. Zan from the Wonder Twins -
Super Power: Could become a bucket of water or an ice cube.
1. Aqualad -
Super power: Looks like Greg Brady... and stopped some dolphins from going into a hydro dam.

So what do you think? Think you could do worse? I would like to start by making my own lame superhero. Lets see I'll call him Chuck Norris Boy, and he'll be just like Chuck Norris. Except he's a boy... SHAZAM!