Or Prime Minister...I dunno.

Sarzy, the snappy-dressed simian, got his diamond! Congratulations are in order. President Sarzy has been with the sift for over 2 years now and it has been a pleasure having him around. Quite an interesting experience reading about what he's been up to privately too. Young Sarzy used to/still does(?) work in the film industry and even wrote and directed this funny little short film: http://www.videosift.com/video/Fired and this one: http://vimeo.com/4537617

He's also worked as an English teacher in South Korea (maybe he still does for all I know) and, of course, sifted like crazy. Lots of great movie scenes and shortfilms coming from this guy.

Sarzy's also a very nice guy and would like you all to visit his PQUEUE. Congratulations, Sarzy, make Canada into the next planet of the apes! And you won't be the first to fling poo in parliament after all



Some witches got together to hail Sarzy: