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Penguin Rape
>> ^gorillaman:
This.
Well, what do you know! Rape is sanctioned in the bible several times, so the religious must have the right of it, eh?
I wonder, when do the flaming fireballs descend from the firmament to strike down the penguins who decide to pair off with other penguins of the same gender?
Penguin Rape
This.
antonye (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by antonye:
*quality trolling
Thank you so much for the quality!!
Morgan Freeman Recording Some Duke Nukem Material
That doesn't really sound like Morgan Freeman. It sounds like someone doing an impression to me... besides, I could never believe that Morgan'd be so dense. Still funny though. Especially the "shit down your pants" line
messenger (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by messenger:
There are plenty of people who simply cannot tell when they're being messed with, like some people with autism can't tell when you're being sarcastic.
*promote the Dick Dukem.>> ^charliem:
Is this for real? Noone can be this fucking mentally retarded...surely.....this has to be viral...
Thank you so much for the promote!!
Morgan Freeman Recording Some Duke Nukem Material
There are plenty of people who simply cannot tell when they're being messed with, like some people with autism can't tell when you're being sarcastic.
*promote the Dick Dukem.>> ^charliem:
Is this for real? Noone can be this fucking mentally retarded...surely.....this has to be viral...
Will Smith on the Kissing Reporter
Yeah, take that Will Smith and Oprah. God forbid you guys can become superstars and multi-millionaires. You have to "stay genuine", and never change, even if it means staying dirt poor or mediocre. Conforming to some vague notion of "blackness" is more important than personal achievement.
And fuck Obama too, and Ursula Burns, and any other black person with talent, drive and determination, who happens to have charisma and appeals to other races. And god forbid someone undergoes personal transformation and change to succeed, especially in a society where the chips are stacked against them on day 1. No, it's better to know one's place.
Yeah, Barack, Ursula, Will and Oprah, even though you guys are actually transforming what it means to be african american and black by kicking down barriers, so that black kids can feel they can do anything and be anyone, FUCK YOU.
Will, you should still be rapping about Philly with the other ol' skool rappers on tour on the c-circuit. Oprah, you should still be doing "who's the father!!" shows and competing with Jerry Springer and Maury. Ursula, wasn't middle management enough? And Barack my man, you did much more good as a community organizer.
C, your premise and line of thinking is ridiculous. Can you explain to me what role is acceptable for a black man? You castigate Will Smith for being weak then complain about Samuel Jackson and Denzel Washington? These guys aren't flava flav for gods sake.
Please forgive me for not seeing your sarcasm, if that's what this is. >> ^chingalera:
When it comes right down to it, who really gives a fuck why Will Smith back-slapped a reporter, or why the reporter decided to kiss him. All that really matters is that Will Smith, one of the whitest black men in America, will never get any revenue from me, as I plan to download the film from many of my friends around the world who won;t shed a tear when Hollywood dies.
He can join the other list of sell-out negroes in Hollywood who have taken the $Bait$ and become masters of a weak stereotypical representation of the African-American male.
There's the ultimate hero negro: Denzel Washington, Jim Brown, (AKA, The Victim of Society Negro
The Superhero Negro: Wesley Snipes, Samuel L. Jackson, Laurence Fishburne
The Historical Hero negro Cuba Gooding Jr., Denzel Washington, Will Smith
The Sidekick negro-Sam Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Don Cheadle
Cop/Psychologist/Social Worker Negro-Sydney Poitier, Whoopi Goldberg
and then there's the , "Only African-American female to ever win an Academy Award for best actress getting ass-raped negress, Halle Berry
Fuck Will Smith, he's another total sell-out.
Will Smith on the Kissing Reporter
When it comes right down to it, who really gives a fuck why Will Smith back-slapped a reporter, or why the reporter decided to kiss him. All that really matters is that Will Smith, one of the whitest black men in America, will never get any revenue from me, as I plan to download the film from many of my friends around the world who won;t shed a tear when Hollywood dies.
He can join the other list of sell-out negroes in Hollywood who have taken the $Bait$ and become masters of a weak stereotypical representation of the African-American male.
There's the ultimate hero negro: Denzel Washington, Jim Brown, (AKA, The Victim of Society Negro
The Superhero Negro: Wesley Snipes, Samuel L. Jackson, Laurence Fishburne
The Historical Hero negro Cuba Gooding Jr., Denzel Washington, Will Smith
The Sidekick negro-Sam Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Don Cheadle
Cop/Psychologist/Social Worker Negro-Sydney Poitier, Whoopi Goldberg
and then there's the , "Only African-American female to ever win an Academy Award for best actress getting ass-raped negress, Halle Berry
Fuck Will Smith, he's another total sell-out.
Hungarian Weather
(morgan freeman voice)
80% chance of titty sprinkles
Very Impressive Morgan Freeman Impression
That wasn't anything like Morgan Freeman, he could've at least done it in Blackface.
Very Impressive Morgan Freeman Impression
>> ^shuac:
Again, that sarcasm box is just too subtle.
No, I knew that you were being sarcastic especially with the help of the trusty sarcasm box But it still doesn't sound to me spot-on enough for anyone to call it fake, that's all.
Very Impressive Morgan Freeman Impression
Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Titty sprinkles was sublime. His Alda was spot on too.>> ^maatc:
I´d say so too, but this guy has some other ones up that are clearly not:
"Titty Sprinkles" (as requested by reddit)
and
Alan Alda, Michael Caine and James Earl Jones
>> ^shuac:
Fake.
Very Impressive Morgan Freeman Impression
Subtle tea? Fix me a cuppa!
>> ^shuac:
Again, that sarcasm box is just too subtle.
Very Impressive Morgan Freeman Impression
I´d say so too, but this guy has some other ones up that are clearly not:
"Titty Sprinkles" (as requested by reddit)
and
Alan Alda, Michael Caine and James Earl Jones
>> ^shuac:
Fake.
Reg Hunter Sets Us Straight On Christmas In America
>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^direpickle:
>> ^alien_concept:
him and Morgan Freeman can spit roast my ears any time!
D:
Sorry, I get carried away
Oh my!