Yeah it's like Jim Carrey, Richard Simmons, and Carol Burnett fucked and she came out. I disagree about her being good in the sack. I bet she really likes sex but brings the same cheeseball vibe into the bedroom. I bet she gives oral that's as bad as oral can be (I'll take it over a kick in the teeth). I don't think I could ever find her sexy after watching this. I do however find her hilarious. I REALLY needed a good laugh, it has been a fucked up day.

I'm convinced that woman is Jim Carrey in disguise.

>> ^ajkido:
Wow. The host hardly even smiled.


I smiled and LOLed.

Thanks EA!

In reply to this comment by EndAll:
*comedy *talks *quality

I stayed up all night for this?! You're on my list motherfucker.

god damn waste of vodka this is ..

hey .. you guys ever watch "In living color"?
they used to do this skit with Jim Carrey and he was sort of a broke alcoholic dad and Alexandra Wentworth was his daughter and he would do a skit like for a local access tv channel .. preparing food .. "PORK AND BEANS!" .. man I wish I could find that clip .. because this one time his mother came in, after he stuck his head in the oven to kill himself, and she told him "Nobody loves you ... NOBODY!!!" She really screamed it. And that sort of sums up this roast so far blankfist.

Anyway yeah .. Alexandra was hot as fuck back then.
Man I wish I could find that clip.

How do I get that cricket to play on a loop?

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>> ^asynchronice:
Ah Canadians, always finding new and different ways to produce mediocre "not-quite-good" entertainment.


If you're referring to Shania Twain, Jim Carrey and Celine Dion, fair enough.

>> ^ponceleon:
Why is it that British comedians/actors know a lot of stuff, but we have Jeff Foxworthy, Jim Cary, and Elizabeth Hassellback?


Jeff Foxworthy is a not funny idiot, but do you know for a fact that he is not of at least average intelligence? I think Jim CARREY could do fine on a show like this, he's funny enough, although he typically relies on physical comedy a lot.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck is neither an actress nor a comedian.

Just give it time, I'm sure 1 or all of the big US networks are working on a show like this and the other brit clones. If they do though, they will probably get unfunny minor celebrity comedians over actual funny lesser known folks.

>> ^Memorare:
jim carrey: wad.


What's a wad? (Sorry, sitting at a desk in California so I have no idea what that means -- but I can say "dude" and even "duuuuuuuude".)

Thanks mang! Joo are moz kind!

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*promote

>> ^lavoll:
it would be funnier if it was funny

Don't agree with the sentiment, but love the humor. Who says Scandinavians are morose? (What are you wearing right now?)

Thanks for the note, I found another source so it's working now.

In reply to this comment by jacobrecker:
*dead

I remember when Jim Carrey was the king of comedy.

Then everyone realized he only had one joke.

Alllllrighty then.

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