>> ^choggie:
real Guinness and girls move faster than that during sex

Only when needed and desired.

>> ^Jordass:
Man I hate being the last one to get a sip

Apparently not familiar with Water Fountain Theory - If you're last in line, you get to drink as much as you want.

wow, just ... wow. and pink/stink most likely. the "manliness" of the supposed commercial wouldn't allow for 2 pink.

and no, not a chance in hell of being an official commercial. though if guiness did make it, they got alota balls. 6 at least.

Now I know where the line between artistic / humorous and demeaning is. Thanks Guiness!

I'm happy to see you finally came out of the gun cabinet, there, gunner. We all had our suspicions.

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dupe, sorry:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Guiness-Beer-Comercial
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Guiness Stout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> draft

Dupe...probably because original spells Guinness wrong...corrected spelling in tag to help avoid this happening again.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Guiness-Beer-Comercial

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'guiness, beer, comercial, ad, evolution' to 'guinness, beer, comercial, ad, evolution' - edited by Grimm

I started laughing my ass off when the music started playing and I just glimpsed at mg's comment. SCORE!

OMG, the pause joke. I would be laughing again if I wasn't already.

LOL - Guiness & deviantart FTW

Well, there you go, i thought that it was a case of the poster just going 'Gee, that's a big RC plane, I'll label it the world's largest'...

But: "Its span is 8.9m, 210 kg, 4 X 160cc engine. It is the B29 "Dina Might" on scale 1/5 and is the largest according to the Guiness Book of Records" (Largest Amateur one anyway) Although I still have yet to see this quoted reliably

Tags changed from "i'm gunna ban n roll all night" to "guiness book of ban records" by gold star member thesnipe.

Tags changed from "guiness book of ban records" to "i'm gunna ban n roll all night" by gold star member thesnipe.

Tags changed from "steve hunter, dick wagner, alice cooper" to "guiness book of ban records" by gold star member karaidl.

There was an american man who did this too a while back, on the Guiness book of world records show.